the wolf defends his honour;

[xwhatbigteethx]

Seems like there's been a lot of slander thrown down on my good name of late, and I'd point out entirely without provocation. Scarcely fair for people to be ganging up on a poor boy like me, who's just over here minding his own business

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[whynded]

Well, I'm sure if you acted a little nicer, people would respect you more..

[xwhatbigteethx]

Maybe you got yourself a point there, sweetheart.

Not exactly an expert in the arena, though. How do you feel about helping teach me this whole nice thing?

[whynded]

Well, I suppose I could try. I know you can be nice, Easy. First you have to start off with how you come off to women.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Appreciate that, doll.

[Cassia]

We might want to take this conversation behind closed doors, lest you find yourself beset by the harpies who seem to keep a pretty close eye on me in these pages. Not gonna be too happy to see you showing so much faith in an unfortunate case like me.

[redwoodsman]

You have got to be kidding.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Well now, who better than my very own Librarian to tell these unbelievers how clean I've been keeping my nose lately?

I'm a regular damn model citizen.

[redwoodsman]

How clean are we talking, Raub? Just clean enough not to involve other tales so I can't take action against you? Which doesn't seem like that'll last long from the looks of it.

[xwhatbigteethx]

You're an awful suspicious man, you know that King?

You need to relax, my friend. Clearly Luna needs to step things up a little bit.

[neigh_sayer]

It isn't slander to tell the truth.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Now what have I ever done to you aside from showering you with compliments and attentions, sweetheart?

[neigh_sayer]

Hmm. Got me drunk and tried to take advantage of me? I seem to recall that.

[xwhatbigteethx]

You weren't gonna do anything you didn't want to do that evening, deep down. Pretty darn sure you're plenty aware of that fact, sunshine.

[perussiscientia]

[xwhatbigteethx]

Can't argue that come ladies like a collar on their man.

But others are still more partial to a bit of wild animal.

[perussiscientia]

[xwhatbigteethx]

Well now, I ain't never said I'm not down for a little of that.

[elder_goat]

Aww, don't worry, Easy! I like you! You make me look respectable and gentlemanly! Though I gotta admit, you're about 10% hotter than me, which is unfortunate.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Now that's the sort of support I was looking for even if the source leaves something to be desired.