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[xwhizbangx]

Congratulations on Graduating College!
You are now entering the cold, real world.

And as a fresh reminder of just how contemptible humanity is,
while you are walking across the stage and getting your degree,
someone will break into your apartment, and steal:
your xbox,
your ipod,
your $1500 apple monitor,
and probably some other things I haven't

Comments

[especially_lime]

im so sorry. what a crappy way to start...its good though that you do know whats important

[waterdeep]

Oh, Matthew. :(

Still wish that I could have been present at your graduation.

[xtodayisinmyway]

holy crap.
wow.
that sucks big time. but i'm sure you already know this...
just wow.