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Name: Patrick
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Location: Daytona Beach FL
Zodiac sign: Capricorn
Allergies: To anything that should be thrown and not eaten.
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Favorite..
Band: Rolling Stones
Book: All Families are Psychotic
Movie: Fight Club. Blowing things up with soap is truly a universal skill.
Song: Walking on the Sun.
CD: Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out
Childhood memory: Cracked the locker combinations to every locker in 8th grade.
Least Favorite Band: Anything to come out of American Idol!Second worst idea in Fox history.
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What are 5 things you can't live without? Tacos, email, the right picture, and two more tacos.
What do you do when you're bored? Listen to mp3s and shut out reality.
Do you know how to milk a cow? Yep. Another useful skil...
Would you sleep with me for a dollar? I have my standards. no prostitutes.
If you could be any shoe.. what would it be/why? Post a picture of it: Sneakers, all the better to throw at annoying roommates. No picture, If I were a guy with a penchant for shoe pictures, I wouldnt be filling this out, now would I?
What's your GPA? 2.8
What are your best and worst features? Best: Eyes, Ive been told they're hypnotic.. Worst: Chin. Teased to hell during puberty.
How do you feel about guys with platinum hair? N/A of course. Already a guy.
Orlando Bloom as Legolas, Will Turner, or Paris? See above.
Have you ever had a beverage come out of your nose/explain? At the occasional birthday party, to entertain the little siblings. Cheaper than clownwork.
What do you want to do with your life? At this point, Im iffy. I came to be an engineer, might leave a CSI.
Would you sleep with me for a million dollars? Still have my sta- Hmm.... Let me think about it...
If you could be anywhere in the world right now.. where would it be/why? Paris. Grew up there, and you cant go wrong unless you're an ignorant tourist.
What's your biggest acheivement so far in life? Caught a nun swearing
If you could meet anyone.. alive or dead.. who would it be? Lennon, before he took up with that trollop and broke up the greatest band in history.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Knocking holes in a wall using magnets and pinballs.
If you could do one thing to Britney Spears.. what would it be? Fill in for her plastic surgeon...
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What are your thoughts on:
Alcohol/drugs: Not to fond of either, Im not in a hurry to end up a vegetable.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Didnt dedicate my locker to SMJ like some, but it did have its moments.
The Red Sox: GRR....YANKEES! YANKEES!
Abortion: Its a woman's choice, unless you're GWB, and looking to ruin every non religious vote.
Accents: Not a factor, unless its italian seeking to make me look bad.
Homosexual marriage: Love is love, regardless of the Bible and Bush
Sorority girls: Can't fucking stand the majority of them, though some are worth my time.
Sex: If you're gonna do it, for crying out loud take responsibility. Trojans were not just ancient greeks...
The word 'panties': Are they up or down? Wars have been fought over that very question.
Religion: Agnostic, thanks to a communist ex-nun who taught religion class.
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And lastly..
Why do you feel like you should get voted in? Because when im around, coolness is simply redefined.
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Location: Daytona Beach FL
Zodiac sign: Capricorn
Allergies: To anything that should be thrown and not eaten.
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Favorite..
Band: Rolling Stones
Book: All Families are Psychotic
Movie: Fight Club. Blowing things up with soap is truly a universal skill.
Song: Walking on the Sun.
CD: Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out
Childhood memory: Cracked the locker combinations to every locker in 8th grade.
Least Favorite Band: Anything to come out of American Idol!Second worst idea in Fox history.
---------------
What are 5 things you can't live without? Tacos, email, the right picture, and two more tacos.
What do you do when you're bored? Listen to mp3s and shut out reality.
Do you know how to milk a cow? Yep. Another useful skil...
Would you sleep with me for a dollar? I have my standards. no prostitutes.
If you could be any shoe.. what would it be/why? Post a picture of it: Sneakers, all the better to throw at annoying roommates. No picture, If I were a guy with a penchant for shoe pictures, I wouldnt be filling this out, now would I?
What's your GPA? 2.8
What are your best and worst features? Best: Eyes, Ive been told they're hypnotic.. Worst: Chin. Teased to hell during puberty.
How do you feel about guys with platinum hair? N/A of course. Already a guy.
Orlando Bloom as Legolas, Will Turner, or Paris? See above.
Have you ever had a beverage come out of your nose/explain? At the occasional birthday party, to entertain the little siblings. Cheaper than clownwork.
What do you want to do with your life? At this point, Im iffy. I came to be an engineer, might leave a CSI.
Would you sleep with me for a million dollars? Still have my sta- Hmm.... Let me think about it...
If you could be anywhere in the world right now.. where would it be/why? Paris. Grew up there, and you cant go wrong unless you're an ignorant tourist.
What's your biggest acheivement so far in life? Caught a nun swearing
If you could meet anyone.. alive or dead.. who would it be? Lennon, before he took up with that trollop and broke up the greatest band in history.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Knocking holes in a wall using magnets and pinballs.
If you could do one thing to Britney Spears.. what would it be? Fill in for her plastic surgeon...
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What are your thoughts on:
Alcohol/drugs: Not to fond of either, Im not in a hurry to end up a vegetable.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Didnt dedicate my locker to SMJ like some, but it did have its moments.
The Red Sox: GRR....YANKEES! YANKEES!
Abortion: Its a woman's choice, unless you're GWB, and looking to ruin every non religious vote.
Accents: Not a factor, unless its italian seeking to make me look bad.
Homosexual marriage: Love is love, regardless of the Bible and Bush
Sorority girls: Can't fucking stand the majority of them, though some are worth my time.
Sex: If you're gonna do it, for crying out loud take responsibility. Trojans were not just ancient greeks...
The word 'panties': Are they up or down? Wars have been fought over that very question.
Religion: Agnostic, thanks to a communist ex-nun who taught religion class.
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And lastly..
Why do you feel like you should get voted in? Because when im around, coolness is simply redefined.