Fighting With Alien
Title:Fighting With Alien
Pairing:haehyuk and other ninja pairing
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Donghae believes that everything in this world has its own duty to do when they born into this world.
He, himself also known that beyond duty to be one of Super Junior's members, he also has his duty to protect his most lovely pleasure thing, Lee Hyukjae,
And he shall fight to death with anyone who tries to taking his lovely Hyukkie away from him.
"Hae? What are you doing?"
Hyukjae asked as he saw Donghae walk into the room wearing something like helmet and armor and holding some plastic sword toy on his hand
"FIGHT WITH ALIEN!!"Donghae shouted and Hyukjae just keep staring at him
"Did you just have 3 chocolate bars in morning again?" Hyukjae asked, thinking that it's probably just another Donghae's sugar-high, but Donghae didn't answer, Instead, he suddenly ran and quickly stub his sword toy into Yesung's ass, the poor man who was just been lay down next to Eunhyuk and playing with his turtle.
"DIE!DIE!YOU BIG HEAD GREEN HAND ALIEN!" Donghae shouted and Yesung was too much in pain to scream or protecting himself.
"Hae!?Stop! That’s just Yesung hyung and his turtle!" Eunhyuk rushed to stop his boyfriend. He seriously doesn’t want to see anyone die with toy sword stick on their butt yet, it's just very unpleasant way to die.
"Oh sorry hyung" Donghae apologize as he took helmet out giving an innocent look to Yesung.
Then one of the door opened. Donghae turn to see Sungmin walking into the room wearing all PINK pajamas and PINK FLUFFY BUNNY slipper.
"what was that noise?"Sungmin asked and when he just about to hug Hyukjae from behind,
"DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU FLUFFY PINKY BUNNY ALIEN!!" Donghae jumped in and randomly hit on Sungmin with his toy.
"OUHG! OUHG! YA DONGHAE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Sungmin used his arm to protect himself before threw one of bunny slipper at Donghae
"OHNO BUNNY ALIEN IS GETTING ANGRY! HE GOING TO TURN INTO MANLY BUNNY NOW RUN HYUK RUN!!" Donghae yelled before garbing one of Hyukjae's hand and ran out of the room
Donghae quickly locked the door, turn to hug Hyukjae who look very confuse now.
"What just happen?"
"the alien is attacking our planet!they are going to kidnapped you Hyukkie!"
"All I see is you attacking Yesung hyung and Sungmin" Hyukjae still confuse
"NO!they are ALIEN!"Donghae rest his head on Hyukjae's white shoulder and give a softly kiss on it.
"...Ah!whatever"Hyukjae sighed and thinking Donghae would be calm down in few hour.
Anyway, Hyukjae was wrong and after that day anyone who dare come near or touch Hyukjae would get hit by Lee Donghae.
Kyuhyun was playing game with Hyukjae and when he VERY LIGHTLY hit on Hyukjae as joke, suddenly he got hit Donghae cause his character to die and GAME OVER blink repeatly on the screen.
"Becareful Hyukkie!THE GAME ADDICTED ALIEN is very smart and evil!!"
Donghae pulled Eunhyuk to his side and wrapped his arm around Eunhyuk's small waist and swinging his plastic sword around like a knight protecting his princess.
"STOP HITTING HIM YOU FISH!" Sungmin ran in try to protect his lover.
"OHNO!THE FLUFFY PINKY BUNNY ALIEN COME TO HELP HIM NOW!!COME WITH ME PRINCESS HYUKKIE!" Donghae quickly hold Hyukjae into bride's style and ran out of the room past Heechul.
"GOD! Get a room!" Heechul said while rolling his eyes at them.
Leetuck was suddenly got hit when he's came back from 'Kiss the redio' with Hyukjae,who now rest inside his own room. Donghae was yelling something like "I'm going to save Hyukjae from this SELF-COMPLAIN ANGEL!" and stuck sword into Leetuck's chest.
And When Kangin walked in to stop him, he also got hit and been called "LOOSE TONGUE RACOON ALIEN" before Donghae fishly run into Hyukjae's room and lock up the door.
Leetuck banned Donghae from Chocolate after that day.
Siwon was one of most dangerous alien Donghae ever met.
On their Japan premium concert, Siwon came to Hyukjae pointed his finger on his own cheek and Donghae know what was going happen.
but he is smart enough to know that it's not so bright idea to use microphone hit on people's head on stage even Donghae would love to do that.
So Donghae use his hand try to stop the brotherly kissing scene, but it got lift down by Hyukjae and he saw the boy's plump lips been pressed on Siwon's cheek.
his jaws dropped eyes go widen in shock and Siwon even kiss his hyukkie back infront of him!
Siwon is one of the bravest alien Donghae has ever met, he has to admit it and he going to teach him a lesson.
"TAKE THAT FOR KISSING MY HYUKKIE!!YOU SIX PACK ABS HORSE ALIEN!!"Donghae shouted and kicked into Siwon's butt before ran into Hyukjae and kissing on the boy's cheek like there's no tomorrow, after that Siwon also got hit beat and bite all the way back to Korean and Siwon just prayed for help.
Kibum got hit when Donghae found him talking and friendly hug with Eunhyuk inside practice room.
Donghae hit on kibum and called him "KING OF DRAMA ALIEN"
Kibum just smiled back at Donghae with his killer smile then smack onto Donghae's foreheada and Hyukjae said he deserved it.
Shingdong also got hit when he shared snacks with monkey boy and Donghae yelled at him about how dirty he are to use food as trap, calling him "BOUNCING ALIEN" and Shingdong quietly threw cola into Donghae's face.
Ryowook got hit when he taking picture together with Hyukjae and been called "MAKE UP ALIEN" and just before Ryowook was about to cry. Yesung jump in and try to comfort poor boy.
Now Hyukjae standing infront of Donghae and he look very angry.
"HAE"
"you look so gorgeous today!"
"DONGHAE"
"You look very cute even when you mad you know?"
"LEE DONGHAE"
"did I tell you you look so handsome today?"Donghae said with cute smile on his face.
Donghae know that his lovely Hyukkie can't be mad at him on that, he just too adorable too cute too sexy and too handsome to be mad at!
Isn't it?
"I don't care, you make poor wookie cry!you so mean to do that to him!"
"BUT"
"No 'but' Hae!"then He stormed out of the door and threw all the helmet and weapon(plastic sworn toy) away.
Donghae didn't get why Hyukjae was so mad, seriously he doesn't do anything wrong!? all he do was just try to protecting his Hyukkie!
Now on one beautifully peaceful day, Hankyun Ryowook and Hyukjae was cooking their lunch together, talking and laughing could be hear softly.
"ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR HYUKKIEEE!!!!"
Suddenly Donghae ran into the kitchen, destroyed all the peaceful moment, holding hanger on his hand and starting to hit it on Hankyun's butt
"TAKE THAT! BEIJIN FRIED ALIEN!OH!DON'T GOT FOOL WITH HIS'FAKE BROKEN KOREAN'HYUKKIE!" Donghae try to used his body to cover Hyukjae, hand still hit on Hankyun's butt
"Ya!Donghae what are you doing!?his butt is mine!!" Heechul jumped in like a cat and yelled
"OHNO!!!!!!IT'S HEECHUL ALIEN!!!!!"
Donghae scream out loud as he saw the last boss and dramaticly push Hyukjae away.
"RUN!HYUKKIE!BEFORE HE START DANCE INTO 'GEE'!!RUN!"
"THAT'S ENOUGHT!LEE DONGHAE!!!"
Kangin shouted out standing infront Donghae having hand on his hip and feet nodding on the floor.
Donghae turn around to see also Sungmig Kyuhyun Yesung Leetuck Siwon and Heechul stand surround him, all looking at him with VERY VERY ANGRY face
Immediately, Donghae know what will happen to him.
"Hyukkie...it seems like I may not going to make it this time..."
Donghae smiled at Hyukjae and Hyukjae just look back at him with confuse face.
Donghae could feel Heechul's hand come right to his head and the last thing Donghae saw was Eunhyuk having painful expression on his face and whispering "that must be hurt..."
and suddenly everything turn into darkness.
Few hours later, Donghae open his eyes finding himself lying on his own bed. He could feel pain all over his body but he feel very proud of himself that he is still alive after he fought with those terrified aliens, Maybe he should join STAR WAR!
"Hae?" Donghae wake up from his day dream and turned to see Hyukjae sitting on his bed looking at him with worry face
"Hyukkie!!You safe!"Donghae hug the boy tightly
"of course I will be safe! Only one who is not safe is you! Lee Donghae!"Now Hyukjae looking upset
"How come?"Donghae confused
"because you keep attack on people!just because they're near me!"
"But they are taking you away!I just want to protect you from those ALIe"
"NO!HAE!NO ONE IS ALIEN!you just jealous and you just use alien as excuse!"
Donghae bite his bottom lip.Eunhyuk was right actually,
Donghae was jealous when he saw Sungmin hug Hyukjae, he was jealous when Hyukjae kiss on Siwon's cheek, he was jealous that Hyukjae spended less time with him and more with other and he was afraid that the other are going to take Hyukjae away from him.
"I'm sorry for causing so much trouble, I just want you to look at me too, Hyuk" he looked up at the older boy with his sad puppy eyes and Hyukjae smile at him softly.
"l know, I'm sorry too that I been spending time with other more then you." then he kiss on Donghae's cheek before whisper into his ear
"I love you, Hae"
Donghae can feel his heart jumping with happy and joy.He turn his face to look on Hyukjae's face,used his fingers smooth on the boy's soft skin
"I love you too, Hyuk"
then he press his lip on the boy's sweet plumb lip and turning it into kiss.
Then suddenly Donghae broke the kiss looking at Hyukjae with eye widen and shock expression on his face he immediately threw Hyukjae into his bed and claim on top of him
"Hyukkie!!I just saw green little alien claim int.o your clothes!!"
Donghae said as he started to taking Eunhyuk's clothes away
"But don't worry!I'll catch it for you!OK!?"
"WHAT!?HAE!WAIT!"
"OMG!THEY GO INTO YOUR PANT NOW!OHNO!!"
"NO!WAIT!!HAE!!!!"
As Eunhyuk's pant been thrown away, another fight between alien and Donghae begin again.
A/N: My first first fic ever :) hope you had enjoyed it!!And Comment is LOOVVVEEEEEE XD
Pairing:haehyuk and other ninja pairing
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Donghae believes that everything in this world has its own duty to do when they born into this world.
He, himself also known that beyond duty to be one of Super Junior's members, he also has his duty to protect his most lovely pleasure thing, Lee Hyukjae,
And he shall fight to death with anyone who tries to taking his lovely Hyukkie away from him.
"Hae? What are you doing?"
Hyukjae asked as he saw Donghae walk into the room wearing something like helmet and armor and holding some plastic sword toy on his hand
"FIGHT WITH ALIEN!!"Donghae shouted and Hyukjae just keep staring at him
"Did you just have 3 chocolate bars in morning again?" Hyukjae asked, thinking that it's probably just another Donghae's sugar-high, but Donghae didn't answer, Instead, he suddenly ran and quickly stub his sword toy into Yesung's ass, the poor man who was just been lay down next to Eunhyuk and playing with his turtle.
"DIE!DIE!YOU BIG HEAD GREEN HAND ALIEN!" Donghae shouted and Yesung was too much in pain to scream or protecting himself.
"Hae!?Stop! That’s just Yesung hyung and his turtle!" Eunhyuk rushed to stop his boyfriend. He seriously doesn’t want to see anyone die with toy sword stick on their butt yet, it's just very unpleasant way to die.
"Oh sorry hyung" Donghae apologize as he took helmet out giving an innocent look to Yesung.
Then one of the door opened. Donghae turn to see Sungmin walking into the room wearing all PINK pajamas and PINK FLUFFY BUNNY slipper.
"what was that noise?"Sungmin asked and when he just about to hug Hyukjae from behind,
"DON'T TOUCH HIM YOU FLUFFY PINKY BUNNY ALIEN!!" Donghae jumped in and randomly hit on Sungmin with his toy.
"OUHG! OUHG! YA DONGHAE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Sungmin used his arm to protect himself before threw one of bunny slipper at Donghae
"OHNO BUNNY ALIEN IS GETTING ANGRY! HE GOING TO TURN INTO MANLY BUNNY NOW RUN HYUK RUN!!" Donghae yelled before garbing one of Hyukjae's hand and ran out of the room
Donghae quickly locked the door, turn to hug Hyukjae who look very confuse now.
"What just happen?"
"the alien is attacking our planet!they are going to kidnapped you Hyukkie!"
"All I see is you attacking Yesung hyung and Sungmin" Hyukjae still confuse
"NO!they are ALIEN!"Donghae rest his head on Hyukjae's white shoulder and give a softly kiss on it.
"...Ah!whatever"Hyukjae sighed and thinking Donghae would be calm down in few hour.
Anyway, Hyukjae was wrong and after that day anyone who dare come near or touch Hyukjae would get hit by Lee Donghae.
Kyuhyun was playing game with Hyukjae and when he VERY LIGHTLY hit on Hyukjae as joke, suddenly he got hit Donghae cause his character to die and GAME OVER blink repeatly on the screen.
"Becareful Hyukkie!THE GAME ADDICTED ALIEN is very smart and evil!!"
Donghae pulled Eunhyuk to his side and wrapped his arm around Eunhyuk's small waist and swinging his plastic sword around like a knight protecting his princess.
"STOP HITTING HIM YOU FISH!" Sungmin ran in try to protect his lover.
"OHNO!THE FLUFFY PINKY BUNNY ALIEN COME TO HELP HIM NOW!!COME WITH ME PRINCESS HYUKKIE!" Donghae quickly hold Hyukjae into bride's style and ran out of the room past Heechul.
"GOD! Get a room!" Heechul said while rolling his eyes at them.
Leetuck was suddenly got hit when he's came back from 'Kiss the redio' with Hyukjae,who now rest inside his own room. Donghae was yelling something like "I'm going to save Hyukjae from this SELF-COMPLAIN ANGEL!" and stuck sword into Leetuck's chest.
And When Kangin walked in to stop him, he also got hit and been called "LOOSE TONGUE RACOON ALIEN" before Donghae fishly run into Hyukjae's room and lock up the door.
Leetuck banned Donghae from Chocolate after that day.
Siwon was one of most dangerous alien Donghae ever met.
On their Japan premium concert, Siwon came to Hyukjae pointed his finger on his own cheek and Donghae know what was going happen.
but he is smart enough to know that it's not so bright idea to use microphone hit on people's head on stage even Donghae would love to do that.
So Donghae use his hand try to stop the brotherly kissing scene, but it got lift down by Hyukjae and he saw the boy's plump lips been pressed on Siwon's cheek.
his jaws dropped eyes go widen in shock and Siwon even kiss his hyukkie back infront of him!
Siwon is one of the bravest alien Donghae has ever met, he has to admit it and he going to teach him a lesson.
"TAKE THAT FOR KISSING MY HYUKKIE!!YOU SIX PACK ABS HORSE ALIEN!!"Donghae shouted and kicked into Siwon's butt before ran into Hyukjae and kissing on the boy's cheek like there's no tomorrow, after that Siwon also got hit beat and bite all the way back to Korean and Siwon just prayed for help.
Kibum got hit when Donghae found him talking and friendly hug with Eunhyuk inside practice room.
Donghae hit on kibum and called him "KING OF DRAMA ALIEN"
Kibum just smiled back at Donghae with his killer smile then smack onto Donghae's foreheada and Hyukjae said he deserved it.
Shingdong also got hit when he shared snacks with monkey boy and Donghae yelled at him about how dirty he are to use food as trap, calling him "BOUNCING ALIEN" and Shingdong quietly threw cola into Donghae's face.
Ryowook got hit when he taking picture together with Hyukjae and been called "MAKE UP ALIEN" and just before Ryowook was about to cry. Yesung jump in and try to comfort poor boy.
Now Hyukjae standing infront of Donghae and he look very angry.
"HAE"
"you look so gorgeous today!"
"DONGHAE"
"You look very cute even when you mad you know?"
"LEE DONGHAE"
"did I tell you you look so handsome today?"Donghae said with cute smile on his face.
Donghae know that his lovely Hyukkie can't be mad at him on that, he just too adorable too cute too sexy and too handsome to be mad at!
Isn't it?
"I don't care, you make poor wookie cry!you so mean to do that to him!"
"BUT"
"No 'but' Hae!"then He stormed out of the door and threw all the helmet and weapon(plastic sworn toy) away.
Donghae didn't get why Hyukjae was so mad, seriously he doesn't do anything wrong!? all he do was just try to protecting his Hyukkie!
Now on one beautifully peaceful day, Hankyun Ryowook and Hyukjae was cooking their lunch together, talking and laughing could be hear softly.
"ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR HYUKKIEEE!!!!"
Suddenly Donghae ran into the kitchen, destroyed all the peaceful moment, holding hanger on his hand and starting to hit it on Hankyun's butt
"TAKE THAT! BEIJIN FRIED ALIEN!OH!DON'T GOT FOOL WITH HIS'FAKE BROKEN KOREAN'HYUKKIE!" Donghae try to used his body to cover Hyukjae, hand still hit on Hankyun's butt
"Ya!Donghae what are you doing!?his butt is mine!!" Heechul jumped in like a cat and yelled
"OHNO!!!!!!IT'S HEECHUL ALIEN!!!!!"
Donghae scream out loud as he saw the last boss and dramaticly push Hyukjae away.
"RUN!HYUKKIE!BEFORE HE START DANCE INTO 'GEE'!!RUN!"
"THAT'S ENOUGHT!LEE DONGHAE!!!"
Kangin shouted out standing infront Donghae having hand on his hip and feet nodding on the floor.
Donghae turn around to see also Sungmig Kyuhyun Yesung Leetuck Siwon and Heechul stand surround him, all looking at him with VERY VERY ANGRY face
Immediately, Donghae know what will happen to him.
"Hyukkie...it seems like I may not going to make it this time..."
Donghae smiled at Hyukjae and Hyukjae just look back at him with confuse face.
Donghae could feel Heechul's hand come right to his head and the last thing Donghae saw was Eunhyuk having painful expression on his face and whispering "that must be hurt..."
and suddenly everything turn into darkness.
Few hours later, Donghae open his eyes finding himself lying on his own bed. He could feel pain all over his body but he feel very proud of himself that he is still alive after he fought with those terrified aliens, Maybe he should join STAR WAR!
"Hae?" Donghae wake up from his day dream and turned to see Hyukjae sitting on his bed looking at him with worry face
"Hyukkie!!You safe!"Donghae hug the boy tightly
"of course I will be safe! Only one who is not safe is you! Lee Donghae!"Now Hyukjae looking upset
"How come?"Donghae confused
"because you keep attack on people!just because they're near me!"
"But they are taking you away!I just want to protect you from those ALIe"
"NO!HAE!NO ONE IS ALIEN!you just jealous and you just use alien as excuse!"
Donghae bite his bottom lip.Eunhyuk was right actually,
Donghae was jealous when he saw Sungmin hug Hyukjae, he was jealous when Hyukjae kiss on Siwon's cheek, he was jealous that Hyukjae spended less time with him and more with other and he was afraid that the other are going to take Hyukjae away from him.
"I'm sorry for causing so much trouble, I just want you to look at me too, Hyuk" he looked up at the older boy with his sad puppy eyes and Hyukjae smile at him softly.
"l know, I'm sorry too that I been spending time with other more then you." then he kiss on Donghae's cheek before whisper into his ear
"I love you, Hae"
Donghae can feel his heart jumping with happy and joy.He turn his face to look on Hyukjae's face,used his fingers smooth on the boy's soft skin
"I love you too, Hyuk"
then he press his lip on the boy's sweet plumb lip and turning it into kiss.
Then suddenly Donghae broke the kiss looking at Hyukjae with eye widen and shock expression on his face he immediately threw Hyukjae into his bed and claim on top of him
"Hyukkie!!I just saw green little alien claim int.o your clothes!!"
Donghae said as he started to taking Eunhyuk's clothes away
"But don't worry!I'll catch it for you!OK!?"
"WHAT!?HAE!WAIT!"
"OMG!THEY GO INTO YOUR PANT NOW!OHNO!!"
"NO!WAIT!!HAE!!!!"
As Eunhyuk's pant been thrown away, another fight between alien and Donghae begin again.
A/N: My first first fic ever :) hope you had enjoyed it!!And Comment is LOOVVVEEEEEE XD