A manager told us this one in a meeting today i loved it;
A guy found an old lamp on the beach. he rubbed it really hard 3 times and a genie came out.
"To thank you for releasing me will grant you 3 wishes. but there is one condition" the genie said "for every wish i grant you i must grant double your wish to your greatest enemy"
"well i really hate this guy i work with but i'm not letting that get in the way of my good fortune. i wish i had a huge lavish mansion with 30 rooms" so the genie granted the man a huge mansion with 30 rooms, and his enemy was granted an even bigger mansion with 60 rooms.
"this is so awesome i wish i had 10 million dollars!" And the genie granted the man 10 million dollars and his enemy 20 million.
"this is your last wish" said the genie the man looked around and found a thick stick as heavy as a baseball bat and smiled " i wish you would beat me half to death with this stick"
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A guy found an old lamp on the beach. he rubbed it really hard 3 times and a genie came out.
"To thank you for releasing me will grant you 3 wishes. but there is one condition" the genie said "for every wish i grant you i must grant double your wish to your greatest enemy"
"well i really hate this guy i work with but i'm not letting that get in the way of my good fortune. i wish i had a huge lavish mansion with 30 rooms" so the genie granted the man a huge mansion with 30 rooms, and his enemy was granted an even bigger mansion with 60 rooms.
"this is so awesome i wish i had 10 million dollars!" And the genie granted the man 10 million dollars and his enemy 20 million.
"this is your last wish" said the genie
the man looked around and found a thick stick as heavy as a baseball bat and smiled " i wish you would beat me half to death with this stick"
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