So yeah, I'm going to my aunt's for five day, Wednesday through Sunday, which is better then going to Granny dearests, frankly I think I would rather jam 20 tampons into my cootch and to a naked river dance on national television then go back there for over nighters, me and my aunt have been getting along which is fabulous, and Ziggy was infinitly ( Read more... )

Well, so it turns out that Morgan has been going around telling everyone, and I do mean everyone, Nikki, Ken, Chris, Aaron, C-dub, EVERYONE, which is PISSING me the fuck off because if I wanted them to know then I would've fucking told them, and he's treating me like I'm his whore, yeah ok, we've had casual sex 3 times, but I am NOT his whore, when ( Read more... )

morgan farlie: what happened there?
xx_sweet_diseases_xx: MY COMPUTER IS GAY
morgan farlie: yikes.
morgan farlie: unfortunate.
xx_sweet_diseases_xx: I'ma kill this fucker
xx_sweet_diseases_xx: Yes very
xx_sweet_diseases_xx: I like my teeny font <3 ( Read more... )

My seat feels wet, that can't be good, OMG THE BABYS COMING, oh wait no I just spilled Dorrito's all over the floor, and MY HAIR, is on fire, gar, bye ( Read more... )

Ok people, it's official, I AM OBBCESSED WITH STEPHEN TRASK, I had a dream about him, and he was my dentist, and he was really sexy, as usual, and I was like, "OH MY GOD YOU'RE STEPHEN TRASK" and he said, "Um, yeah, so?" and I just stared at him, and his sexy sexy sexiness, and then for some reason he was at the gym that I work out at, and everyone ( Read more... )

Ok yeah so, um, yeah, I, um, JESUS FISHES, so, um, ok, bye.

I was feeling done in, couldn't win ( Read more... )

More weird stuff thats funny ( Read more... )

I don't why this is funny, but, it is so, enjoy

NOW I don't have any grandpas. [Jan. 24th, 2005|06:26 pm]
[ mood | hm... ]
[ music | I Love The 90's on T.V. ]

My grandpa hung himself

I'm going to die and burn in hell.

I am extremly bored, and I have heartburn, goddamnit ( Read more... )