WANTED: STALKER.

[xx_duckass]

Herou desu.
You probably have absolutely no fucking idea who I am, but that's good, because I don't know who you are either.
But maybe you can still do me a favor.~

So I was walking to Starbucks today with my friend Charlotte, and I suddenly thought to myself,
"I should like to have a stalker."
Why did that suddenly occur to me? I have no idea.
But it

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[theinnuendo]

My darling, if i didnt live so far away I would stalk you to the ends of the earth
but lemme know if you are ever in our shiney capital in Ill be there :D
Loves you
xxx

[xx_duckass]

Hon you don't have to live near me to stalk me.~
Where are you in again? Britain?
|D
<3~
(Advertise for me please~)

[theinnuendo]

lol Indeedy, all across the pond
hehe but i cant stalk you, you wont notice me watching you through a telescope from this far away :P
xxx

[xx_duckass]

fecking big pond, dontcha thing? xD
ya, most unfortunately. D| Which is why you must advertise~
Yeah, whore me out to aaaaall your friends. LITERALLY.
|DDDDDDD
xDDD

<3~

[xx_duckass]

Same. ;___;