Epic failures in my life

Aug 18, 2010 21:16

This is my little LJ post deciated to all the losers, failures and reetards I have met in my love.
They are they reasons why I am married to computer.
Can never get enough of them. *dramatic sigh*



I'll start off with the first person I met through a wonderful site called Gaia.
It's amazing site to meet awesome people and roleplay and stuff and do want ever you want. LMFAO XD
YES, REETARD I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU!
I still can't believe why i call you Reetard. lol ( / laughs )
But this person is none other then my wifey Lilla or her code name Emma
When we first met, I loved how we were both scared of each other and it turns out we are so much like each other that's scary. We like so many of the same things ( EVEN THOUGH I FORCED YOU INTO LIKE KANGTEUK <3 ). One of the reasons we got married was because, marrying Lilla felt like marrying my self. AND SINCE I'M AM AWESOME AMAZING EPIC TO THE EXTREME AND WHO WON'T MARRY ME? LOL
I love how Jess and Matt are our kids and you are the Umma and I am the Appa when our biases are the opposite. lol
I love the fact, how much i spazzed when i figured out your bias was Kang-in. ( lookirememberednottomakeyoumad :D ) and my bias was Leeteuk. WE ARE ALSO MARRIED IN OUR FANDOM YO <33333
I love how we always argue over little things like a real married couple and how you WON'T accept the fact YOU ARE FRICKING BEAUTIFUL AND PRETTY AND EPIC. ACCEPT IT FOO |:<
Um what else....YOU ARE THE YAMA-CHAN TO MY GOKKUN, THE KANG-IN TO MY LEETEUK, THE LILLA TO MY ROO AND THE WIFE TO ME. Ihopeicanvisityounextsummer :D and you really DO have to send yourself to me for my birthday one day :D
I AM HAPPY TO HAVE KNOW YOU FOR MORE THE 3 YEARS~~~~!

Next up is the O type girl that should have been B type dude. lol Raj's best friend Melissa ( OMFG I ACTUALLY SPELLED YOUR FIRST NAME RIGHT.....yes, I always called you Mel because i could spell your full name. OTL ) I love the different facial expressions you can pull off especially when me and my sister fail. It's so full. And i love the way you seems so much older then me and hope i try to act tough around you but you get both me and my sister kissing the ground you walk on. Even though i don't want to admit it, i like it when you correct my fail :D LMFAO XDD I LOVE TO CATCH YOU FAILING BECAUSE THAT IS JUST PRICELESS LMFAO XDDD. You can be pretty scary when you are fangirling which makes me enjoy that much more. AND YOU LOVE THAT WE BE CURSIN' AROUND GUELPH WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN AND KPOP BLASTING ;D I'm going to miss not accompanying you and Raj to highschool anymore. I shall miss the fun times we had and the times we would met and start spazzing about kpop. YOU KNOW I AM OPPA. YOU DO. AND I HAS TWITTER PROOF ;D ( Youaretotallygoingtokillme ) LMFAO XDD I love how YOU ARE BRING ASIA TO ME AND RAJ WITH ONE EPIC STEP AT A TIME LOL. XDD Plus it find it cool that out of all the SJW-er we are the only ones that know each other and real life. WE SHOULD WEBCAM WILL PEOPLE WHEN YOU COME OVER. :3 I know you secretly wish you were as fail as me and I AM OPPA, OKAY? THANK YOU FOR MAKE ME SIGN UP FOR SJ-WORLD AND GETTING TO KNOW ALL THIS CRAZY LOSER? Ps. can i be best man at your wedding? LMFAO XDD ...plus knowing you; you will probably point out all my fail. WHY ARE YOU SO COOLIO ;___________;

My first and original Noona, Zonia I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JOINED SIDES WITH MEL AND SPREAD LIES ABOUT ME BEING NON-OPPA. *cries forever* Dude, I don't even know where to begin so I will be honest. The first time I saw you on SJW Eng thread, I wanted to be your friend. I was actually jealous that you and were talking to Mel so the first time I introduced my self or something and you didn't reply....I WAS HEARTBROKEN. I left the eng thread and then i came back AND WAS SO DAMN HAPPY WHEN YOU TALKED TO ME. ;D ....yeah I know i'm weird. But you know that already. I LOVE THAT WERE ARE DESI DUDE~! Epic win. Like Mel you are always correcting my fail or making fun of it. lol AND YOUR MACROS WERE THE ORIGINAL ENG THREAD MACROS, KAY? Love how we can compare lives because of our desi-ness. I love all the fail me you and mel have had on MSN. THE 3 MUSKETEERS YO. LOL XDDD I love how you have told me about so much cool stuff because I fail. AND DUDE, WE ARE JONGKEY BUDDIES, SO THAT COUNTS AS EPIC LOVE RIGHT THERE <33333 Me is totally jealous of all your Kpop things and i shall let you in on a secret. I HAS YOUR PICTURE ( YOU TWITTER DP PICTURE ) SAVED ON MY IPOD AND I WAS BARGING TO MY SISTER ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME ;D I"m so cool aren't I? LOL XDD Plus, your 3 way comment on MSN was SO KINKY. I AM PROUD OF YOU NOONA, QUITE PROUD. and dude, you got me into U-kiss. THANKS SO MUCH YOU SHAMELESSLY PROMOTOR. LOL XDD That and the fact we are both failures when it comes to writing fics. We both were going to start/started one and never with through with it. EPIC FOR THE WIN YO. LOL XDD Thank you for gracing me with your presence. :D

And next up the wonderfully person that actually accepted me as Oppa Gabbi I LOVE YOU FOR CALLING ME HYUNG AND THEN CALLING ME OPPA. EPIC LOVES ON YOU <3333 Dude, it's awesome to meet someone from Toronto. Because all Toronto people are too cool for me. I love how we both were going to be CAs ( though i don't know if that is the case anymore lol ) You are such a caring and nice person and amazing. By the way, I totally rewatched that Kang-in video that SJW made just to see your PRETTY-NESS. GIRL YOU ARE PRETTY TOO<33333333 And I love how you were the one that started the trend on SJW to have the people from the eng fail thread in your fics. AND HOW YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME A GUY <3333 I EFFING LOVE YOU. Jimmy. Good times lmfao xD I really miss the times we would talk, i hate that you have a life and oppa feels so sad and lonely without you. CONGRATS ON COLLEGE AND YOU WILL ROCK THEM DEAD <33333 We had to meet up because that will be epic. TAKE PICTURES OF TEUKIE FOR ME? OKAY LOL XDDD Btw, i love your voice and yah, i wish i was smart enough to record it on my computer when we skyped but i fail. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORTING ME AND OPPA-NESS. I KNOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH THAT I AM MALE. <3333333

The one that is so nice and actually takes pity on my fail, my second Noona Rayne. You are like the coolest mother out there and I'm love how i am going to be your newest baby's Hyung. makes me proud. AND DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU SAYING YOU WOULD NAME YOUR CHILD AFTER ME. YOU BETTER <3333 I love how loving you are and how you totally seem like you are a teenager. You have the perfect mixture of teenager-ism and mature-ism. ( I'm cool and can make words, okay? ) lol AND THANK YOU FOR WAITING 10 MINUTES TO TELL ME I FAILED. LOL XDD I love how you are always there when I am down. You always know what to say. And just like Gabbi, you are one of the people that believe in my Oppa-ness and I love you for that. I still can't believe how cool you are. If i grew up to be a cool adult like you; IT WOULD BE TOTALLY WORTH IT. Congrats on your newest baby boy. and I know I am just awesome for guessing you were going to have boy ;D Thank you Rayne Noona for being there when I needed someone to talk to you. You are amazing. I MISSED YOU. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE TWITTER <3333

A person that i didn't meet on SJW but on 7Kisses, the epic Kii. YES YOU ARE SEXY AND YOUR ACCENT IS SEXY. Just need to throw that out there. I love your accent and you need to get your but on Skype more :D YOu are also one of the people that call me Oppa and I love you for it too~~! YOU ARE MY ROLEPLAY BUDDY AND THAT MAKES YOU THAT AMWESOME-ER TOO ;D I love how you join Lilla and Gabbi in the fail boat for NOT think you guys are PRETTY, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY AND ANYTHING ELSE. ACCEPT IT ALREADY OTL. I love the fact how you let me rant out to you and the fact i'm like joined to like night is to day. ....yeah i failed. lmfao xD YOU ARE OTHER JONGKEY SHIPPER SO THAT MAKES YOU EPIC. and you are my AB GROUPIE ;D We be epic to the extreme. I love how we are such failures together. That and the fact at how red your face turned when i showed you the pictures of you I had saved on my ipod. PRICELESS. I'm excited for next summer because me and Mel will get to see you. WHICH IS EXCITING ;D I love the fact my IRL friends are jealous of you because I'm always talking to you on AIM and how much they bug me about you. Thank you for listening to all my rants, rping with me AND PUTTING UP WITH MY FAILURES DAY BY DAY AND MY SLOW-NESS. You totally know you love me :D

My super show 3 Singapore or Korea partner in crime Amber I LOVE YOU FOR CLAIMING ALL RIGHTS ON ME. Makes me so happy <33 That and our planning for attending SS3 together and getting a job. Really hope we are able to go because that will be epic. How is the job hunt going? I TOTALLY MISS TALKING TO YOU TOO ;__________; I remember all the fun times we have on the eng fail thread and on MSN. And when I first heard you were from London I actually thought you were from London. LMFAO XDD /fail I'M EXCITED THAT YOU MIGHT BE COMING SOON TO VISIT WHICH WILL BE EPIC FUN YOU <33333 Thank you for letting me rant out at you able my life earlier on. It really meant I lot. I can't believe how caring and wonder you are. I feel bad for not talking to you. BTW I AM TOTALLY JEALOUS OF YOU AND MEL'S RELATIONSHIP. /SULKS IN CORNER I'm sorry I don't share your love for OnKey BUT JONGKEY IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING. I REALLY LOVE HOW MUCH I MISS YOU AND HOW AMAZING NICE YOU ARE THANK YOU <333

Sorry guys, I must leave soon so this is the first part.
YOU OTHER EPIC PEOPLE WILL BE IN THE NEXT ONE <33333
You are all wonderful people and I"m so happy i met you.
It it so totally worth all the trouble I get for being a computer-holic.
You all make my life go round and teach me how to smile.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU <3333

gabbi, kii, lilla, zonia, amber, rayne, mel

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