hotline.

[xxamoremortexx]

there is this person. they are so awesome. they will never know how awesome they are. i've know them for a little while. maybe a month. i hardly talk to them. if i had the chance i would kiss them. i don't know why

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[70s]

oh, dear, i had no idea you wanted to get in my pants.

[xxamoremortexx]

oh no! you found out!
guess we have to have sex now.
do you want to bring the condoms or the wine?

[70s]

i got spermicide in a spraycan.
my small penis won't fit in your stretched out vagina anyways. :(

[xxamoremortexx]

i am a virgin. i am tight. small penis boy.

[drown_our_fears]

I love you... save your virginity for me.

[xxamoremortexx]

saving it for marriage.
no exceptions.
you want me. you gotta work for it.