So as most of you know, I basically think I'm God's gift to the world on most days. Let's face it, I think I'm wonderful. Every now and then though - the Universe likes to put me in check and go "hey bitch - you're not as great as you think!" today was one of those days ( Read more... )

My mom and dad got my nephew a bike for his birthday. When I was like 4 or 5 I was riding my bike with no shoes, my foot slipped and my toe went into the spokes and turned into a bloody, chopped up mess. I was such a faker when I was little I sat outside crying FOREVER before my mom realized I really was hurt and came out. So my mom and I were ( Read more... )

I love:
Malibu and Diet Coke
Boys in suits who smell good
Getting the shit scared out of me
Indiana Jones
Good Times

Which do you like better amado or bien-aimé?

So here's my review of yesterday ( Read more... )

I'd like to just admit that I'm such a sap. I'm sitting here watching Judging Amy reruns bawling because Amy went to testify in front of the Senate and Bruce showed up to support her.

I have a button up shirt for halloween - it was the only one I could find that was the same as the one I had when I was a cute little 7 year old in girl scouts. The problem is - I'm not 7 years old SO it doesn't exactly fit.

This is what it looks like.


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How beautiful is my friend Brittany? http://www.memoryjournalists.com/Fuller_soon.htm And why yes, I do cry when I watch the slide show.

Quote of the Year:
"f you and have a great life"

Oh believe me bitch now that you're out of it, I will!

I went and got my hair cut and dyed today.
Decided to go dark for fall - apparently that translated into goth. haha.
It'll lighten up in a few days once I wash it and what not.
I dunno if I'm gonna like it or not.

I made sure not to look too happy in the pictures, so that I come across depressed and angst-ridden. I don't think it worked.

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