OMG YOU GUYS.

[xxanti_narbxx]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN ROSS!!!

JFC I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S TWENTY-TWO

Comments

[sugarcane_moon]

I concocted this theory once that he's actually fourteen and somehow magically altered the time stream. Okay so I was drunk when I concocted this theory but whatever.

[xx_crystalline]

oh but, this would explain a lot

[sugarcane_moon]

I think it had something to do with him being a magical elf or something. And it also explained why he's taller than I am, yet he always seems so itty-bitty in every picture.

This is the sort of thing I ponder when I'm drunk.

[xx_crystalline]

YES

a magical elf that evades the universe's laws of visual perspective

[xx_crystalline]

I KNOW RIGHT, it's unbelievable

[xxanti_narbxx]

HE'S MAGICAL.
I CANT WAIT UNTIL HIS B-DAY PICS LEAK. I LOVE SHITFACED RY-HO.

[sugarcane_moon]

I liked last year's when he was all "TWO FINGERS ON THIS HAND PLUS ONE FINGER ON THIS HAND EQUALS 21!" I was like, "No, Ryan, that equals three."

[xxanti_narbxx]

lol omg. I NEVER SAW THAT. SHOW PLEASE.

[xx_crystalline]

omg i meant to use this icon, oops

[xxanti_narbxx]

lol ohhhh

[xoarianne_ilyxo]

Ugh. Now he's 8 years older than me. Damnit. xD

[xxanti_narbxx]

lol awww. poor you.

[wearescientists]

Omg just last year he turned the 2-1 and got shitfaced :'

[xxanti_narbxx]

omg yes.
i wanna see his birthday photos.