Eclipse FAQ: Why XXBurningSoulXX Hates Meyer (Part I Anyways)

[xxburningsoulxx]

Eclipse FAQ:  Part I

One Reason Of Anti-Meyerness

Yeah I did.  I made a sporking or nit-pick based on the Eclipse FAQ and just to let you know, I'm a beginner.  LIKE LEVEL 1!   Don't expect this to be a professional-type of thing.    I may do the Breaking Dawn and then secretly murder Stephenie Meyer for killing my brain cells realized that my mind

Comments

[shaolina]

What bugged me the most about her answers are her answers to the flaws questions. It is weird for me to say this, but it is like the writer does not know her own characters. Bella´s big flaw is that she´s a selfish bitch, for example, and I would be fine with that if it were intentional and explored. Plus Jacob has no flaws?!

A) That would be boring. Flaws are what helps us connect to characters.

B) He´s needy! Neediness is a flaw. Plus he can´t understand no means no.

Still, I did enjoyed the Bree Tanner novella because of my alternative version. Diego is just gay and Bree doesn´t know it because she´s an idiot. It is canon.

[xxburningsoulxx]

If Diego is gay, then Bree must be the lebsian. XD

I know what you mean. I didn't really get that impression from Diego but I kind of figured that would be the case. I think it's really hilarious that she wrote this, even though I had a hard time just reading it online. Augh. Never again.

[shaolina]

No, I really mean it. He's gay and Bree/Meyer don't know it. XD It's the only way that novella makes sense. I even did a 10 part recap showing canon proof he's gay.

Reading Meyer's work is like pulling theeth, althou I'll admit that writing wise it is better, although it still manages to piss me off.

[xxburningsoulxx]

The writing may be a hair better but it still fails to entertain me or make any sense at all.