Fucking Woodpeckers
CS2485: my head already hurts
doomed emu: awww
doomed emu: poor thing
doomed emu: you do so much with your life
CS2485: lol
CS2485: well, no, i kind of hit my head before
doomed emu: lol oh no
doomed emu: how?
CS2485: i ::coughs::
CS2485: fell
doomed emu: you...fell?
doomed emu: were you on something?
CS2485: i was on my bed
CS2485: i fell off of it
doomed emu: i can't imagine you being the kind to just fall over randomly
doomed emu: lol ooh
doomed emu: no i meant were you on alcohol/drugs
CS2485: and hit my head on the night stand
doomed emu: eeek
doomed emu: no good
CS2485: well, i was asleep
CS2485: and i was startled by a woodpecker
CS2485: who the fuck put one outside my window
CS2485: i thought i was getting shot at
CS2485: if that thing comes back i'll put a cap in its asshole
doomed emu: LOL
doomed emu: oh my god
doomed emu: that's the best thing i've ever heard