The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Ummmm......yeah.
Do you party a lot? How often?: As often as I can, which is never.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Who needs to? I have kids and don't sleep. Same basic effect. =)
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: WAAAAY too much. Like fer sure.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I did...skipped almost my whole tenth grade year.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: Casual? No. Protected? Don't need to. I don't have casual sex. Heh.
Do you steal?: Last time I stole I was like 15 and it was a pack of smokes. Got busted, never did it again.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: HAHAHAHAHAHA....
Do you drool over celebrities?: One. A certain raven haired lead singer.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Outside of the cartoons I'm forced to watch and Fuse every now and then, no.
Do you ever watch the News?: Since Clint's gone, yeah.
Do you even care about world issues?: See above.
Do you read books often?: As often as possible.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: ::snickers::
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Not nearly enough.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Yes.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:Neither?
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: That's like calling a great dane a cute little puppy.
Do you cuss a lot?: Hell fucking yes I fucking damn sure do.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Nooooooot really.
Are you intelligent?: I like to pretend sometimes.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: When I go out.
Black eyeliner?: Every day.
Black eyeshadow?: Then how could you see my black eyeliner? =)
Black trenchcoat?: No. Thanks.
Black boots?: OH YES. Knee high, laces, and buckles, and zippers. Yay!
Black nail polish?: Yup. Or really really really dark purple.
Cigarettes?: Yesh.
Heavy metal music?: Which era? I just like good music period.
Marilyn Manson?: Sure. Why not?
Kittie?: Meh....a little.
Cradle of Filth?: Im such a bad gothie girl. I've yet to hear anything by them.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Depends.
Do you like to be seen as: Whatever people think doesn't really faze me any.
Are you an intellectual?: Depends on who's saying it about me.
An atheist?: Nope.
Horrible home life?: MEH.
Hopelessly depressed?: Used to be...can still be sometimes.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: See above.
Self-mutilation?: No comment.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: I'm Scots-Irish...what the fuck do you think?!?
Big black boots?: I have a pair.
Mohawk?: Never had one.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:One CAN go a bit far with that.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:Highly opinionated. Not so much the others.
Wild hair colors?: Going for black as my base color with bleached blonde and red streaks currently.
NOFX?: Sure.
Rancid?: Please!
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: HAHHAHAHA...a little.
A: ....
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: 148 last it was checked. I was 9.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Just college football. Go 'Noles!
Play a lot of sports?: No.
Talk a lot about sports?: No.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Nope.
Are you arrogant?: GAWDS. No.
Are you a male or female whore?: I'm a male whore. Really.
Are you homophobic?: Not in the least.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: Ummmm. NO.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Yeah, that one.
Boobs = yes?: I have them?
Parties = yes?: Wish I could do it more.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: How 'bout noooo, ya crazy dutch bastard?!?!
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?: If I'm getting all gothed out.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Yeah
How much did you lose?: Don't remember. I was in middle school.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: WOW. You're GOOD.
Make yourself throw up?: Not anymore.
Make-up?: Yeah.
Low-cut tops?: HAHAHAHAHAHA....sure?
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36 D. ::hides::
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: No.
Giggle a lot?: NO.
What's the deal with boys?: Fuck I wish I knew. I'd be a gazillionaire.
Thongs?: I've worn them.
Pretty bras?: I LOVE THEM.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Please gods no.
Who's the weaker sex?: None.
Are you a feminist?: Kinda?
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Meh. Maybe.
How often do you shave your legs?: Every day...?
How about your armpits?: Same.
Are you emotional?: Me!??! Never.
Especially when on your period?: HAHAHAHAHAHA....
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality or there can be no true acceptance.
Independence or Companionship?: Both.
Stability or Freedom?: Both.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Extrememly personal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert.
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation on a smaller scale.
Unique or Loved?: Loved.
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: Them. Always them.
01) Using band names, spell out your name:
Tool
AFI
Rancid
Alien Ant Farm
Loreena McKennitt (damnit!)
Enigma
Indepenents
Goldfinger
Hed P.E.
Jimmy's Chicken Shack?
Operation Ivy
Hack..as in Dynamite...I cheated. SO?!?!
NO FX
Sublime
Oleander
Nine Inch Nails
2) Have you ever had a song written about you?
Not as yet...
3) What song makes you cry?
Silver & Cold--AFI, Here Without You--Three Doors Down, 45--Shine Down, One Thing--Finger Eleven.
4) What song makes you happy?
"Hey Ya"--Outkast. It's hard to be sad in the face of such a relentlessly upbeat song.
5) What do you like to listen to before bed?
I can't, sadly...
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber
I...can't?
7) Who was/were your idol/s when you were younger?
Sarah Brightman, Tori Amos...ummm...Charlotte Church...who's younger than me...
8) First album you ever bought?
The Black Album...Metallica. Good stuff.
Thanks the gods JD showed me the code again. You're da bestest, you are. ::hugs::