A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish ( Read more... )

My brother: Dad, is the tooth fairy real? (says in a serious voice)
My dad: Why are you asking me that?
My brother: Dad, tell me the truth? ( says in a serious voice)
My dad: No, the tooth fairy isnt real
My brother: LIER IT IS (says in a loud voice.

HAHAH omgosh that was soooooooo funny.

Everyone wants me to express myself because I love to keep quiet. Well here I go ( Read more... )

Wow I haven’t updated this for almost a week. I guess I have nothing really to say. And people need to start leaving comments! Really, no joke. That’s why they have a comment thing on this, for people to leave comments. Must I say it once more?
Anyways, I did nothing to day. Sad, I have been really tired lately and I really don’t no why.

He is so

Exciting I must say. I got to look for dirt bikes today. Beautiful should be another word. Gosh, no one can understand the exquisite look of a dirt bike. Ok well I want a tt-r125le. Hehe it would be so much fun to ride. Anyway, I washed my moms and dads cars today. Oh yes and then I came in and did my homework. Boy oh boy do I hate it. Well, while ( Read more... )

Oh i forgot to say something. I WANT TO MEET THE HOTT GUY AT CHURCH, but im to scared for some reason. I just wish he would come talk to me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!

This might be the last time any of you talk to me on the computer. Some fucked up kid said he was going to kill me and now my mom found out and wont let me on! IM FUCKING PISSED!

Special pictures were taken tonight..... $10.02

Tips for guys (Some tips taken from Cosmo girl and some from people)

•  Guys, when you’re with a girl you like, ignore you cell phone. (Unless it’s your mom calling!)         
•  If you really like a girl, you will watch WE Lifetime or Oxygen with her.
• Guys should always make the first move. It shows the girl you are interested in her.
•  If you ( Read more... )