SURVEY TODAY SURVEY
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
divorced
2) Vegetarian?
not into that kind of thing
3) Heaven?
i hope
4) Come close to dying?
i don't think so
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
my gem-encrusted penis
6) Are you eating?
i don't eat.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
yeah...no.
8) Makeup?
no
9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships?
i dumped my girlfriend in 3rd grade. that was awesome
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
on my nose/fat.
11) What do you wear to bed?
shorts
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
probz
13) Can you roll your tongue?
no
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
i shave my eyebrows hahah
15) What kind of watch(es)?
ein li
16) Abortion?
you offering? OPEN ME UP
17) Hair color?
very light brown
18) Future child's name?
wes or max for boy, emily for girl
19) Do you snore?
no
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would u go?
bahamas
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
no
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
burn it all to light my cigars
23) Gold or silver?
gold
24) Hamburger or hot dog.
hot dog
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
fried chicken
26) Beach, city, or country?
beach by the city
27) Who was the last person you touched?
my mommy
28) Where do you eat?
uh..
29) When's the last time you cried?
monday LOL
30) Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
no
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
i mean, if it was halloween or like spirit day sure.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
no
33) Believe in Santa?
no
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
sometimes
35) Beach or pool?
beach (i only go to the pool if sala is planning to come wearing nothing but a skimpy bathing suit)
36) Can you cross your eyes?
no
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
oh my god (kaiser chiefs cover) by lily allen
38) Window seat or aisle?
window if not on an airplane (aeroplane)
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
no
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
sala and i are in love
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
cut (like my wrists)
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
oprah
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
sure
44) How long does your shower lasts?
if i touch sala levin i have to shower for at least two hours
45) Do you drive a stick?
penis
46) Cake or ice cream?
hard
47) Self-conscious?
if i am fat
48)What time do you get up?
3pm normally
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
given or thrown?
50) When was your first crush?
preschool
51) Where do you wish you were?
in sala's arms
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
yes! best feeling in the world.
53) Ever been given a ring?
onion
54) Longest relationship?
1st - 3rd grade
55) Last gift you received?
chocolate from my mommy
56) Last sport you played?
varsity track
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
pokemon cards..
58) Where do you live?
the pool
59) High School you attend(ed)?
jds
60) Last wedding attended?
my cousin's
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
yuan fu
62) Where do you work?
chubbysex.com
63) Can you cook?
i've made skirt steak before
64) Most hated food:
brocolli and falafel
65) Can you sing?
YES
66) last kiss?
mommy
67) last concert attended?
cascade in blue @ strathmore
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink:
bacardi and fruit juice
69) Current Crush?
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