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xxgunslinger

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Feb 06, 2009 22:01

Eury.

If you're going to tell the kids about sex, then you better finish the job. I'm not going to pick up another mess for you.

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[voice] xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:08:53 UTC

Not that I'm aware of.

I wouldn't put it past him, however.

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[voice] xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:15:58 UTC

What is? Eury?

...Sex?

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hunting_angels February 7 2009, 03:14:56 UTC

Hey--hey, I didn't say anything that he didn't ask about.

xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:17:23 UTC

Just because they don't ask the questions doesn't mean they don't want to know.

hunting_angels February 7 2009, 03:20:44 UTC

Well--he kept asking what you're supposed to do with girls. How th' hell was I supposed to know?

Besides, I didn't even tell him.

xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:34:01 UTC

And you told him you have sex with them? Why not "treat them with respect"? "Be polite to them"? Honestly!

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First time he ever stutters here omg. greyedfront February 7 2009, 03:43:59 UTC

W-what??

l-lol orz xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:46:53 UTC

Oh, please don't tell me I have to explain it to you too...

greyedfront February 7 2009, 03:50:48 UTC

N-no, that's... quite alright. I... just never imagined someone to be speaking of it so... openly and improperly.

xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 03:55:33 UTC

That's Eury for you.

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[[screened | unhackable]] [voice] misdirector February 7 2009, 05:06:57 UTC

Are we going to have to organise classes?

[[screened | unhackable]] [voice] xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 15:31:47 UTC

I hope not.

[[screened | unhackable]] [voice] misdirector February 7 2009, 15:43:08 UTC

[A small, amused hiss]

I suspect it would prove unedifying at best, yes.

[[screened | unhackable]] [voice] Thanks for making me look up "unedifying" in the dictionary. xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 15:53:46 UTC

I wouldn't mind doing it if I have to.

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[voice] sevenofnine February 7 2009, 06:09:33 UTC

We have not met. I found the circumstances intriguing.

Eury Evans has incorrectly informed children about the physiological processes of mating?

[voice] xxgunslinger February 7 2009, 15:32:47 UTC

You could put it that way, yeah.

[voice] sevenofnine February 7 2009, 20:54:40 UTC

So the information he gave them was inaccurate or incomplete?

It is possible Eury Evans himself does not fully understand what is involved.

[That didn't sound sarcastic. She's unaware of how central the 'physiological processes of mating' are to Eury's existence.]

He is merely an acquaintance of mine. Do you know him well?

[voice] xxgunslinger February 8 2009, 00:24:21 UTC

I don't know the whole situation, but I'd say it was incomplete.

[She tries to stifle a laugh and fails.]

We've hung out a few times. He makes it clear that he's looking for something more intimate than a friendship.

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