What you know, he ain't got time to learn...

[xxladyfairxx]

Ok kids.

I had a really bad fuckin night last night.

I'm looking to get schnockered tonight so I need some information.

1.) Where the fuck is the party?
2.) Who's bed can I crawl my drunk ass inot when it's all over?
3.) Will you call me with directions?
4.) No I will not makeout with you.

So just call me or something, FUCK! (360)909-7747

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[acidtree]

I think I'm a little late ... but you know my bed is always open for you to crash in, anytime, anywhere ... I'll definately call you with directions, and I'm totally cool with you no making out with me, I mean geesh, I wouldn't want to make out with me ...

So, yeah I'm late (or at least I think I am) and you can feel free to call me 503.669.1760

Perhaps I'll give you a ring and we can talk or something, shoot the breeze, that sort of friend stuff that I've gotten incredibly terrible at doing over the past year, I'll try to remember your name!!