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1) due to (extremely) unforseen circumstances i rear-ended an SUV yesterday and my car was deemed "un-freeway-drivable" by the guys at jiff lube. fuck ( Read more... )

( how sentimental of me...this is the first photo taken of adam and i together )

i've been eating fruit as though the farmers' almanac has shown a severe drought in the fruit market for the next five years. honestly, it's almost sick. bananas, oranges, cantaloupe, and apples have been my regiment for the day. is too much fruit bad, or will i just turn orange from excess beta carotene ( Read more... )

omg like fashionXcore...bahaha

http://www.lsureveille.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/03/15/405563981f51f

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apologies for the hugeness...it's obnoxious and i'm blatantly an idiot.

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NASA can read your mind:

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994795

...be very fucking afraid.