Mine would be something like: Dear Santa, I hate you. (-324234 points) You killed Jesus, you bastard. (-38274872 points) I hope you burn in hell. (-53499 points) Last Friday I caught you eating your elves. (-489237487832 points)
Overall, I've been insanely naughty (-inconceivable number of points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking from you ;0) I'm hot and waiting. (-320940283509347598789497298375987238975 points + burning in hell.)
Sincerly, Mrs. Claus
Please don't ask where this came from. I was bored.
I'm an Atheist. For Christmas, I'd like some religion.
kthnxbai~
And Kim, that body-hiding thing was supposed to be a ritual. A best-friend thing. A best-friend-thing-that-you-don't-tell-anyone-else thing. A best-friend-thing-that-you-don't-tell-anyone-else-thing-because-that-thing-will-get-your-best-friend-sent-to-jail thing
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Dear Santa,
I hate you. (-324234 points)
You killed Jesus, you bastard. (-38274872 points)
I hope you burn in hell. (-53499 points)
Last Friday I caught you eating your elves. (-489237487832 points)
Overall, I've been insanely naughty (-inconceivable number of points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking from you ;0) I'm hot and waiting. (-320940283509347598789497298375987238975 points + burning in hell.)
Sincerly,
Mrs. Claus
Please don't ask where this came from. I was bored.
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For Christmas, I'd like some religion.
kthnxbai~
And Kim, that body-hiding thing was supposed to be a ritual. A best-friend thing. A best-friend-thing-that-you-don't-tell-anyone-else thing. A best-friend-thing-that-you-don't-tell-anyone-else-thing-because-that-thing-will-get-your-best-friend-sent-to-jail thing
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