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[xxmercy_kiss_x3]

Alright so I got back from Jo's graduation party a hour ago but first went to McDonalds and got fries since I hadn't ate ALL day because I woke up at 3.30pm due to the fact that I went to bed at 5.30am because I was reading the new harry potter book, and I'm nearly done with it. Anyways after my mom got me my fries she dropped me off home and went

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He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

OMG THAT IS ONE OF THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER READ.

YOU NEED TO POST THIS AT A FANFIC COMMUNITY/SITE RIGHT NOW.

[xxmercy_kiss_x3]

lmfao i haven't the slightest idea where i got the idea to change the word wand to wang but ever since i can't read my harry potter book seriously anymore, i keep laughing everytime i see the word wand.
here's another one that i just read lol...

"ron was waving his wang very vaguely in the direction of the ceiling without paying the slightest bit of attention to what he was doing. Ron you're making it snow, said Hermione patiently grabbing his wrist and redirecting his wang away from the ceiling from which sure enough large white flakes had started to fall."

not too funny but it made me burst out into laughter.

I'd post it at a fanfic com but im not in any so if you want you can copy my post and just say that i thought it up lmao.