Would you like...to touch...my penis?

[xxpaperflowers]

I'm bored, so I changed around my LJ. Pink and black. You never would've thought it eh?

I haven't updated here in forever, and I felt the need. So woo. Updateness. Not like anyone reads this...so...why am I updating.

I wish I had a duck.

Perhaps a goose. Whichever.

My bisatch isn't on. *cries*

Comments

[hug_a_tree]

*hands you a duck AND a goose*BWAHAHHA!

[crazysladkaya]

updateness owns randomly .. i saw a dog barking. it reminded me of 101 dalmations where pongo and perdita start barking cuz the puppies are missing and then all the other dogs bark too randomly and then it gets to that farm and the old doggie thinks it was puddles instead of puppies i was dying. yes.

[hat_of_youth]

ducks are cool.

chickens are cool too.