SNL Sex&theCity skit
This was soo funny...
Sex And The City
Carrie.....Amy Poehler
Charlotte.....Maya Rudolph
Miranda.....Rachel Dratch
Samantha.....Christina Aguilera
Voiceover: And now the final episode of Sex and the City
[Sex and the City theme]
Carrie: [voiceover] The worst thing about going abroad was that I missed the other broads, and my brood of broads was broadly brooding, over me.
[The girls are in a bar sitting at a table
Miranda: [holding a baby] You guys, I miss Carrie.
Charlotte: I miss her face. I miss her cute puns.
Samantha: I miss telling her all the guys that I'm screwing
Carrie: [coming] You guys! I'm back!
Charlotte: Carrie, what are you doing here? I thought you were in Paris.
Carrie: I came back early because I've made a very big decision. I'm gonna marry Big!
Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda: Ohh!!
Charlotte: You mean a big, big decision.
Miranda: What about the Russian?
Carrie: Oh! The Russian and I broke up. I have Stalingraduated from that relationship. He was a red square. Ahahaha
Charlotte: God Carrie I missed your hilarious puns so much [to Samantha] Hey do more!
Samantha: Your Kremlin turned out to be a Gremlin.
Carrie: Ahahaha. He said I wore too much Moskaula. He's back in the USSR and I do know how lucky I R.
Charlotte: YAY! I've got an anouncement too. Harry and I have decided to adopt a baby.
Carrie: Ohh!
Miranda: You want this one. I Hate it!
Charlotte: OK.
Miranda: Here.
Charlotte: Look I'm A mommy.
Carrie: That's a pretty good trade. Who's your storkbroker. Ahahaha.
Charlotte: Yay Puns! I love Puns!
Samantha: Well, as long as we're on the topic of big anouncements, I have something to tell you all! I'm a dude!
Charlotte: Well you certainly date like one.
Samantha: I'm not joking. I'm a dude! I've been hiding my candy from you for the last six years!
Carrie: Waaiit a minute! A-a-are you saying that you-you're a-
Samantha: A tranny -
Miranda: Wait, you're a-
Samantha: a drag queen, a shanghai surprise, a plum smuggler-
Charlotte: You are a-
Samantha: a private dick
Miranda: Ok, ok we get it
Samantha: A weenie in a bottle
Carrie: Ah-ah how could I not have known this?
Miranda: I thought you had breast cancer?
Samantha: Well, I did have a lump, but it turns out it was a third testicle. I'm fine.
Carrie: This whole time we thought you were dying, you were having a ball! Ahaha haha haha haha haha haha
Charlotte: So, you really are a guy?
Samantha: My name is Sa-man-tha and I do live in the Meat packing district, hello!
Charlotte: Well you're still my friend and I love you.
Carrie: Here's to all the Sex we've had in this City.
Samantha: Sweet lady New York, You are the fifth Whore at this table.
[Carrie's home]
Carrie: [voiceover] Later that night I got to thinking about Samantha and what kind of puns I can make about her. Maybe something like "You got she-mail" or "Tranny get your gun" and then I wondered, did it matter? Samantha had lied about having a Penis, but were we lying about having hapenis. O-o! Computer Mail Pun-ction. [Computer sparks and explodes.] O-o-o well, Bye everybody enjoy "The Sopranos"
[end]
Sex And The City
Carrie.....Amy Poehler
Charlotte.....Maya Rudolph
Miranda.....Rachel Dratch
Samantha.....Christina Aguilera
Voiceover: And now the final episode of Sex and the City
[Sex and the City theme]
Carrie: [voiceover] The worst thing about going abroad was that I missed the other broads, and my brood of broads was broadly brooding, over me.
[The girls are in a bar sitting at a table
Miranda: [holding a baby] You guys, I miss Carrie.
Charlotte: I miss her face. I miss her cute puns.
Samantha: I miss telling her all the guys that I'm screwing
Carrie: [coming] You guys! I'm back!
Charlotte: Carrie, what are you doing here? I thought you were in Paris.
Carrie: I came back early because I've made a very big decision. I'm gonna marry Big!
Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda: Ohh!!
Charlotte: You mean a big, big decision.
Miranda: What about the Russian?
Carrie: Oh! The Russian and I broke up. I have Stalingraduated from that relationship. He was a red square. Ahahaha
Charlotte: God Carrie I missed your hilarious puns so much [to Samantha] Hey do more!
Samantha: Your Kremlin turned out to be a Gremlin.
Carrie: Ahahaha. He said I wore too much Moskaula. He's back in the USSR and I do know how lucky I R.
Charlotte: YAY! I've got an anouncement too. Harry and I have decided to adopt a baby.
Carrie: Ohh!
Miranda: You want this one. I Hate it!
Charlotte: OK.
Miranda: Here.
Charlotte: Look I'm A mommy.
Carrie: That's a pretty good trade. Who's your storkbroker. Ahahaha.
Charlotte: Yay Puns! I love Puns!
Samantha: Well, as long as we're on the topic of big anouncements, I have something to tell you all! I'm a dude!
Charlotte: Well you certainly date like one.
Samantha: I'm not joking. I'm a dude! I've been hiding my candy from you for the last six years!
Carrie: Waaiit a minute! A-a-are you saying that you-you're a-
Samantha: A tranny -
Miranda: Wait, you're a-
Samantha: a drag queen, a shanghai surprise, a plum smuggler-
Charlotte: You are a-
Samantha: a private dick
Miranda: Ok, ok we get it
Samantha: A weenie in a bottle
Carrie: Ah-ah how could I not have known this?
Miranda: I thought you had breast cancer?
Samantha: Well, I did have a lump, but it turns out it was a third testicle. I'm fine.
Carrie: This whole time we thought you were dying, you were having a ball! Ahaha haha haha haha haha haha
Charlotte: So, you really are a guy?
Samantha: My name is Sa-man-tha and I do live in the Meat packing district, hello!
Charlotte: Well you're still my friend and I love you.
Carrie: Here's to all the Sex we've had in this City.
Samantha: Sweet lady New York, You are the fifth Whore at this table.
[Carrie's home]
Carrie: [voiceover] Later that night I got to thinking about Samantha and what kind of puns I can make about her. Maybe something like "You got she-mail" or "Tranny get your gun" and then I wondered, did it matter? Samantha had lied about having a Penis, but were we lying about having hapenis. O-o! Computer Mail Pun-ction. [Computer sparks and explodes.] O-o-o well, Bye everybody enjoy "The Sopranos"
[end]