Some things Beth has always wanted to know...
I don't know why CosmoGirl is sent to my house, I don't have a subscription that I know of... possibly something I did in a drunken stupor? Who knows... the magazines are pretty fuckin' funny tho! Here is a little taste of what was in this months issue.. I know Beth is DYING to find out the answers to there dodgy questions!
Q. Every time I watch a sex scene in a movie, my vagina sort of thumps. Is that an orgasm? - Jessica, 13, Fort Gay, WV (it really says that, I'm not kidding I have the proof in my hands!)
A. What you're feeling, Jessica, is arousal. When you get excited sexually - which can happen even from seeing a sexual image - your body pumps blood to your genitals. The blood enlarges your clitoris. That "thumping" you feel is the blood pumping to your genitals. Getting aroused doesn't necessarily mean you'll have an orgasm. You're just having a normal reaction to those sexy scenes.
Q. Can you get pregnant from anal sex? - Katie, 15, Trent, England
A. The only way your could get pregnant that way, Katie, would be for semen to leak from your anus to your vagina, which is highly unlikely. But that doesn't mean anal sex is completely safe - so don't let a guy try to convince you that it is. See, unlike the vagina, the anus doesn't have much lubrication, so its tissues are prone to tearing, making it easier for STDs to enter your body. So using condoms is a must. And even if the guy is wearing a condom, no one should have vaginal sex after anal sex unless the guy washes his penis with soap and water first and then puts on a new condom. The anus is filled with bacteria that can cause serious infections if they get into the vagina.
Q. My vagina made this embarrassing fart sound. What was it? - Courtney, 17, Winter Haven, FL
A. What happened is called queefing. You may have heard that word and thought it was slang, but that's actually what doctors call it. It happens when air enters the vagina and is thrust out when your vaginal muscles spontaneously tighten. The might make a noise, but queefs don't smell. That's because, unlike a fart, there is no gsa involved. They may not admit it, but most girls have queefed at some point in their lives. So next time it happens, try not to worry about it - just laugh it off, okay, Courtney?
This has to be the BEST article I have ever read! I mean, the first question came from "fort gay, wv"! That itself is AWESOME! I'll bring this magazine with me when I come see you, okay Beth? You have to see all the glorious questions, there are 10 in all! Hahhaahha
Q. Every time I watch a sex scene in a movie, my vagina sort of thumps. Is that an orgasm? - Jessica, 13, Fort Gay, WV (it really says that, I'm not kidding I have the proof in my hands!)
A. What you're feeling, Jessica, is arousal. When you get excited sexually - which can happen even from seeing a sexual image - your body pumps blood to your genitals. The blood enlarges your clitoris. That "thumping" you feel is the blood pumping to your genitals. Getting aroused doesn't necessarily mean you'll have an orgasm. You're just having a normal reaction to those sexy scenes.
Q. Can you get pregnant from anal sex? - Katie, 15, Trent, England
A. The only way your could get pregnant that way, Katie, would be for semen to leak from your anus to your vagina, which is highly unlikely. But that doesn't mean anal sex is completely safe - so don't let a guy try to convince you that it is. See, unlike the vagina, the anus doesn't have much lubrication, so its tissues are prone to tearing, making it easier for STDs to enter your body. So using condoms is a must. And even if the guy is wearing a condom, no one should have vaginal sex after anal sex unless the guy washes his penis with soap and water first and then puts on a new condom. The anus is filled with bacteria that can cause serious infections if they get into the vagina.
Q. My vagina made this embarrassing fart sound. What was it? - Courtney, 17, Winter Haven, FL
A. What happened is called queefing. You may have heard that word and thought it was slang, but that's actually what doctors call it. It happens when air enters the vagina and is thrust out when your vaginal muscles spontaneously tighten. The might make a noise, but queefs don't smell. That's because, unlike a fart, there is no gsa involved. They may not admit it, but most girls have queefed at some point in their lives. So next time it happens, try not to worry about it - just laugh it off, okay, Courtney?
This has to be the BEST article I have ever read! I mean, the first question came from "fort gay, wv"! That itself is AWESOME! I'll bring this magazine with me when I come see you, okay Beth? You have to see all the glorious questions, there are 10 in all! Hahhaahha