If you're not dirrty, then you're not here to parrty...

[xxprettyxgirlxx]

Lately, I've been feeling rather ghetto. It's really random, and all I feel like doing is dancing, but of course, I have nowhere to dance, and no one to dance with. It sucks, but the only thing I can do is listen to my beloved theme songs. Yes, Dirrty, by Christina Aguilera, is a theme song. There are many others, but alas, I simply do not care

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Ghetto-ness of Christin as Seen from the Eyes of Symin

[jmj6189]

Yo Christin Domenique Blonde Trenholm,
Girl, if u gone ghetto now, i don know whurr the hell u goin n get dat from.But I gotta say dat if u hav gon ghetto, u gotta come live up herre wif me in the illest, most indigent hood in the No'East side. Jus' go on n get outta da Boston area- cuz that aint anywhurr near ghetto girl. Sorry hun, but...no. But don go n get me wrong- if u r gon ghetto it gon b the shit, girl. Ima go, but if gon need a mentor sfar as ur ghettoness, im only 1 call away.
Later- Symin James Wheatley Charpentier

[entruckt]

it's gettin hot in herrre

[entruckt]

so take off all your clothes
the thing accidentally sent itself

but yes, let's make a techno remix of american pie, and sway to it
i <3 you

whoa.

[x_dont_pass_out]

haha.i cant imagine you being ghetto......lmao.
your the shiznit homie.
hahahaah.

Re: whoa.

[entruckt]

yo bitch, u aint gots no fckin clu how muddafuking ghetto i be. yo, if u eva be questionin mah ghettoness eva again, i'll bust a cap in yo ass! now go get steppin' bitch! _wurd_

::shoots self in head for having just typed that::