Today...with my own ears...while sitting in the car with my mother and grandmother...I heard this very conversation

Mom: "My box never gets filled"
Nan: "Aww, break out the dildo hunny!"
Pretty interesting day ( Read more... )

So... party last night was pretty liquorlicious. I always feel like such a machine because I hardly ever blow chunks while drinking.

Then I woke up this morning and hurled not once, not twice, but thrice.

:-) That rymed

There really is a lot of ways to say vomit.

It's nice to have Lee back for a while. Clarissa attended my party last night and I was ( Read more... )

Hurray 19 months, Brando!

Oral SEX anal SEX with whips SEX and chains SEX

sex sex sex

Yay rocky!

this Friday= a year and 7 months

That's 19 months. You're supposed to stop counting months after 18...but every month feels like such a big adventure- it's fun to keep counting...

Yesterday  weeeee went to the Brevard Zoo and it was EPIC-LY FANTASMIC!!!

We went kayaking and hand fed a bunch of birdies and a couple giraffes.

I also had me some ice cream ( Read more... )

Something fun and amazing needs to happen soon

Besides me poppin wankstas

Thanks to everyone who oh-so-lovingly commented to my last entry. You all are the best. I love you :-)

I have suddenly realized upon review that my most recent entries page is bursting at the seems with angst. Let's change that, KAY?! XD

I have finally turned 18 and feel a great need to prove this with some sort of tatoo or scandalous peircing, but ( Read more... )

Thank you for the M&Ms, Jimmy my hero.

They seem to have come in handy sooner than I had thought.

I need....some way....to....

drink it all away.

Anybody with me?

Tonight I get to fall asleep cuddling and not have to wake up until the morning.

Tonight was the stuff of legend.

I love Brandon :-)

YAYYY!

And we are completely barren. Go figure ( Read more... )

Shiiiiittt.

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I totally needed to go to school today. Not just because of class but also because I need to get Brandon's prom ticket and sze87t6we47tgljbhsdg I have no ride and someone is about to die. If brandon doesn't get a prom ticket I am going to weep.