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[xxrhiannonxx]

I forgot how much I liked Puerto Rico. It's beautiful, peaceful, plenty of sand and beaches and the shops are to die for. Oz and I have been relaxing on the beach with the cubs and Yuffie and India. Tomorrow I'm going to take the girls and India shopping if they want to hit the shops

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[the23rdevil]

*walks into the house and shuts the door behind him, heads into the kitchen*

*sees Rhia making the pitchers daquiris*

Hey Rhia, whatcha making?

[xxrhiannonxx]

Frozen Sex on the Beach.

*adds more vodka, triple sec and peach schnapps, blends in pineapple and cranberry juice*

How are you? Haven't had much of a chance to see you since we got here.

[the23rdevil]

Okay Rhia, I asked what you were making, not what you did today.

*shrugs* I'm alright. What about you?

[xxrhiannonxx]

*laughs*

That's the name of the drink, Yuff.

*finishes blending the batch, pours two glasses, passing one over to Yuffie*

I'm oddly relaxed and having fun. The last few months have pretty much been hell.

*sips her drink*

[xxrhiannonxx]

I'm not like killing people evil or anything, but I um...well you see, Yuff, I think I know why the apocalypse turned into a big orgy.

*sips her drink*

Someone summoned my great-great-great-great-grandfather and I haven't exactly revealed that I believe he is here in our realm...except for now to you.

[the23rdevil]

Your great-great-*frowns* fuck it, thats too many greats. Why would someone summon him and why would he turn Los Angeles into a big sex place? I mean what so special about him and makes everyone want to have sex in a town famous for the rioting?

[xxrhiannonxx]

*shrugs*

He's the God of lust, Pan.

[the23rdevil]

*looks at her in disbelief*

You're great-times-a-lot-granddaddy is the god of lust Pan? Wow.

*frowns* Wait, didn't he have goat feet? You don't look goatish.

[xxrhiannonxx]

That's good, I'm glad you're having fun. You deserve it. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Joan, but I know you both deserve to be able to move on and have fun.

*smiles*

I'm going to take the girls shopping tomorrow and plan to ask India along.

Think you can handle Oz, Gabe and Galen?

[the23rdevil]

*nods* Yeah, well some relationships just aren't meant to be. I was kidding myself anyway with it. I just hope she's leading a good life wherever she may be at.

*looks at her* We don't have to do male bonding activites right? Cause I'm cool with Oz, the other two? Um yeah I still keep getting their names mixed up.

[xxrhiannonxx]

*says with a straight face*

Yuffie, you do realize Oz and I have a will that says if anything should happen to us, you will get the cubs right? All the cubs. You need to learn their names. Here, let me help.

Dylan--portals
Connor--axe
Taylor--adorable
Gia--potential slayer
Des-vision girl
Gabe--wicca
Galen--prince
Matt--dylan in training

[the23rdevil]

Dude, no. You can't be serious. I can handle owning a cat. That's about it. I am not taking the cubs.

And they can wear nametags. And what? You're training a dylan? WHat the hell? One's MORE than enough dammit! I'm not putting up with two!