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15 Things to entertain yourself at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone,'Code 3'in housewares . . . and see what happens.
(best if timed just right with #2.)
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask ''Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror
and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while
and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"