oh and these are some of the v-day things from audrey g's LJ (she made her journal friends only so i cant just put up the link to the entry -- her username is climbergirl)
2. bomb all the hallmark card stores you can find
3. Go up to happy couples and then scream "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? um who is she? are you cheating on me?!" (opposite if you are a guy)
5. If someone else at school has received flowers, chocolate, singing telegrams, and other forms of dating expressions, glare at them. Snarling and grunting are optional.
6. Same goes for anyone wearing excessive amounts of red. Especially if they are wearing heart-shaped items like pins.
11. Realize how lame not having a hot date is. Call up all your other dateless friends..go somewhere
12. Plot massive torture of anyone who shows up where you are with a date. Slow torture if the couple is in anything above semi-formal dress.
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oh and these are some of the v-day things from audrey g's LJ (she made her journal friends only so i cant just put up the link to the entry -- her username is climbergirl)
2. bomb all the hallmark card stores you can find
3. Go up to happy couples and then scream "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? um who is she? are you cheating on me?!" (opposite if you are a guy)
5. If someone else at school has received flowers, chocolate, singing telegrams, and other forms of dating expressions, glare at them. Snarling and grunting are optional.
6. Same goes for anyone wearing excessive amounts of red. Especially if they are wearing heart-shaped items like pins.
11. Realize how lame not having a hot date is. Call up all your other dateless friends..go somewhere
12. Plot massive torture of anyone who shows up where you are with a date. Slow torture if the couple is in anything above semi-formal dress.
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