You try to be nice to people, you constantly resist the urge to punch them in the face, and for what ( Read more... )

Brave New World is a utopia, I don't care what you all say, it is a perfect world. Umm...work harder!

We must kill the slut who wrote Harry Potter. I bet she's one of those old nutbags who genuinely believe in fairies and the likes. And when they're trying to prove it they say shit like "there's a little fairy in all of us." Then they do a creepy smile. Fuck. Insane old bitches. Oh and all that knitting. They way they act like it's the most ( Read more... )

I'm going to get a job writing motivational shit for those calenders. I'd tell this one great story about the day I was walking home after being out all night with fuck all sleep and these kids started yelling at me. Just the usual weirdo comments, some shit about my hair, but then they decided to follow me and throw skittles. At this point I ( Read more... )

So I just went to the toilet and this punk moth attacked me and I'm like "Pfft, stupid moth" AND THEN I SQUISHED THE LITTLE BITCH! Moths and knats can go to hell. This one time I saw a green glow in the dark moth and I'm not a crackpot because my friend saw it too. The person whose house we were staying at said there was no moth and did nothing to ( Read more... )

So I found this on the computer yesterday. I think my sister would make a good livejournal user, I mean I've found blogs made by people twice her age that were less coherent.


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This is the tough dinosaur in my garage that will eventually shoot me.


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Don't eat meat, it's murder! But we'll call it 'pro-choice' if it's a fetus!

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sLiPKnot Are ThE BesT BaNd In Da WoRld iM 100% MaGgOt Yo...ThEy R Da HeVaYiSt BaNd out There And TheY GoInG To Get RID oF PoP AnD ShIt....AnD wHy DoEs AnYOne CaRe BoUt The MasKs Its All BoUt Da MusIq, Da mAsks AiNt A GiMmIck, TheY ExPrEsS The RaGe aNd aNgEr of DA BanD, Its BeAuTiFuL Art, SliPKnot Ain't MaRketEd Like N-Suck Cuz SlipKnot Iz Soley fOe ( Read more... )