boredom quiz
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
2. Have you ever worn bellbottoms?
more like flares
3. Have you ever written a song?
nope
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
yeap
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
yeap, me and DJ would run around the school after band practice and make out in the boys bathroom
heheehehe
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
yea, they stinked too!
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your fries?
all over the place
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
nope. but if a guy can, then mad props ;)
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
*blush* i was a girl scout. i quit though
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
twice, once at daycare and this past semester when i oucldnt get the mirror off the door and molly and i got the bright idea to just throw something at it. but we didnt do that. I broke it by trying to pry it off with a butter knife
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
yes
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
arrogant men
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
no
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
yes! i love doing that
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
whopper.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
uh, i have a pool in the back of my house.
damn right!
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
plastic
18. True or false: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
true. *homer simpson drool*
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
yes, then we got our pitbull max and mom let him lay on it and i came home one day and he was eating it
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
done it
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
no but i talk
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonald's?
no way. thats just ghetto
23. Can you flip your eyelids up?
no, and wouldnt that feel weird
24. Are you double-jointed?
no but i'm VERY flexible
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
21-guess
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
ah si si
27. Have you ever thrown up after a roller coaster ride?
no-strong stomache
28. What is your dream car?
car? car? you mean one of those fuel efficent vehicles?
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
simpsons, duh
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
yeah probably
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
no, but last year at xmas party at the house my cousin ronald did. he didnt know what it was and dad and i were just watching him to see if he would eat it. and he did. he puked it up 5 min later
haha thats still funny as shit to think about
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
take out my hammer in the back of my jeep and smash a window and fly away
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes, yes i have
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
i had to learn how to pick up my bo staff
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
8
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
dumb question
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
last year? none
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
none
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
no
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
poor and happy (it's like college life)
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
float. my boobs are great floatation devices
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
NO. i have a map of the richmond area so i'm str8. even though i still dont look at it when i'm lost
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
yea
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
neither
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
light
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
fried
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
no
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
si
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
shovel. my allergies kick my ass when it comes to grass
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or
constricted by a python?
smushed
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
yeah, and streaked
55. Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
angry bear
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
no. i dont like cats
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
no, why bother
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke?
they taste just about the same
59. What's your favorite number?
7 13
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
an SUV. fuck a sports car that you'll end up wrapping around a tree anyways and at least i can go off road
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
accidently? im a clepto
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
yea
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
slight slip
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
dove, moisturixing soap.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
yeap and i've broken back into it twice
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
i would LOVE to be a simpsons voice
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
well on road trips sarah and I would flash em
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
huge nose
its called plastic surgery
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
yea
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt? done it b4
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
my ex scott got me a dvd and i returned it to target for 40 dolla
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
recycling gifts? its the thought that counts?
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
tsnowboarding
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3
im a simpple woman
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
no
77. Do you sing in the car?
yes.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
vat of honey!! honey!!
79. What is your favorite breed of dog?
pitbulls
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
damn right
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
uh. mountain
82. What is your least favorite fruit?
pear
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
what
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
target
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
dont
86. Are/were you a good student?
i have a 2.0 GPA
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
mari. she weighs 107 lbs
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
air force
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
hell yes
90. What do you think is your best feature?
my lips and eyes
91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
hardcore?
92. What is your favorite season?
fall
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
3
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
sight and hearing
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
painter
96. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
heh 4 (try)
97. Have you ever had surgery?
tonsils, and ears
98. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
football!!
99. What do you like to collect?
my thoughts