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New LJ trend, bitches!

So summer's almost over. Gay.

When I die, I'm pretty sure I want Tom Petty to greet me in the afterlife and show me what's up and shit. You know, assuming that he dies before me.

Hugs and Kisses,
Matt Starling.

So like today Rudy left me alone at his crib so he could go play poker, and i expected it to suck balls, but then his pops came home and like came into Rudys room, and starting talking to me in-depth about shaved pussys and black bitches and getting head. All in all, good day ( Read more... )

CHILL BUTT NAKED WITH YOUR FRIENDS 24/7!!!!!!!

Hugs and Kisses,
Matt Starling

serlean6: and i made some interesting observations ( Read more... )

So there's only like one day until finals and i've just about given up on school. This summer better be sick, or i'm going to fuck some bitches up. Oh, and my birthday's in nine days.

Hugs and Kisses,
Matt Starling

Post a memory of me in the comments, bitches. It can be anything you want.

So I guess I haven't updated in a good month and a half... I just haven't gotten around to it. Things have been going good, I guess. It's cold as shit outside and I've got to take fucking midterms all this week. And on top of that, I've got this fucking horrible stomach virus that my slut sister probably picked up from a 30 year old mexican "pimp" ( Read more... )

I really have nothing to update about, but I feel obligated to because I haven't in such a long time. Winter break is one day away, and New Years/Christmas promises to be fun. Tomorrow, I guess I'm not going to school, so I guess I'll hang out with Rudy or Sam, and then go to the movies later that day.. I suppose that's all for now ( Read more... )

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )