1) You found out I was becoming a father/mother? I'd feel bad for you/ 2) Found out I was in the hospital for something serious (Car accident, Shot, etc.) I'd hope that you were ok. 3) Found out I was really gay? would not care. 4) Found out I was cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend? wouldn't care/.5) Found out I had a crush on you? wouldn't care 6) Found out I had a huge penis? (If you're a girl, found out I liked huge penises?) why would I care about? 7) Found out I was a drug dealer? stay away from you. 8) Found out I carried a gun? stay away from you. 9) Found out I drink and smoke? still hang with you, but never go out with you anywhere. 10) Found out I was leaving in 2 days to somewhere far away? give you a hug and say bye.
1) You found out I was becoming a father/mother? - Congradulate you. 2) Found out I was in the hospital for something serious (Car accident, Shot, etc.) - Wonder who you are. 3) Found out I was really gay? Would be happy for you. 4) Found out I was cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend? - I'd smack you around, like a two dollar burger at Mc Donalds ho! 5) Found out I had a crush on you? - Make love to you. 6) Found out I had a huge penis? (If you're a girl, found out I liked huge penises?) - Umm... you're freaking weird. 7) Found out I was a drug dealer? - Ask for a hook up. 8) Found out I carried a gun? - Shoot you, twice. 9) Found out I drink and smoke? - Smoke with you. 10) Found out I was leaving in 2 days to somewhere far away? - Who the fuck are you!?
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2) Found out I was in the hospital for something serious (Car accident, Shot, etc.) I'd hope that you were ok.
3) Found out I was really gay? would not care.
4) Found out I was cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend? wouldn't care/.5) Found out I had a crush on you? wouldn't care
6) Found out I had a huge penis? (If you're a girl, found out I liked huge penises?) why would I care about?
7) Found out I was a drug dealer? stay away from you.
8) Found out I carried a gun? stay away from you.
9) Found out I drink and smoke? still hang with you, but never go out with you anywhere.
10) Found out I was leaving in 2 days to somewhere far away? give you a hug and say bye.
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2) Found out I was in the hospital for something serious (Car accident, Shot, etc.) - Wonder who you are.
3) Found out I was really gay? Would be happy for you.
4) Found out I was cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend? - I'd smack you around, like a two dollar burger at Mc Donalds ho!
5) Found out I had a crush on you? - Make love to you.
6) Found out I had a huge penis? (If you're a girl, found out I liked huge penises?) - Umm... you're freaking weird.
7) Found out I was a drug dealer? - Ask for a hook up.
8) Found out I carried a gun? - Shoot you, twice.
9) Found out I drink and smoke? - Smoke with you.
10) Found out I was leaving in 2 days to somewhere far away? - Who the fuck are you!?
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