02.28.08 - Yet another meme
Stole this from xxsh0tgun.
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch. I love bleu cheese, too, but I very rarely get it.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Panera. =) I think I eat there more often than any other fast food place.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
That's tough. I love the Texas Roadhouse (because we don't get to go that much. I've been to the one here twice - and I've been with Erin twice, I think), but I eat more at Outback (because it's Sean's favorite and he pays).
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Last night I only left a 15% tip because I have no money, but I normally leave 20%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Cheese. Haha. Mom's been buying these Laughing Cow flavored spreads that come in these cute little triangles and I have been eating them every day for two weeks and I still want more. It's kind of sad.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni and black olives. I like sausage, too, but I only order it if someone else really wants it.
What do you like to put on your toast?
If I'm eating it with breakfast, either butter or I melt a slice of Velveeta cheese on it. If I'm eating it for lunch or a snack, I usually put pimento spread on it - or peanut butter.
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
John Krasinski. Delicious.
How many televisions are in your house?
Four, but only three have cable. The fourth is in our guest room and it's just hooked up to the PS2. You can't actually watch TV on it.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth. I had six pulled at one time when I was in middle school, and a few other times I can remember when I had one pulled. They were all baby teeth. I had teeth that never wanted to leave my head and the new ones had no space to come in. I also had my wisdom teeth cut out in 2003. Also, I had my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was real young. I don't remember it at all, I just know it happened.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
Probably a few years ago. I'm obsessive about oral hygiene, but I still get them. It isn't fair.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A box filled with papers. Seriously, it was like fifty pounds. At work. I had to get paperwork down to refill our clipboards with, and the lifting came when I had to put it back up. Not pretty.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope, although I'm sure I could think of a few people who might have wanted to knock me unconscious.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Who wants to know that, honestly? I think knowing would pretty much ruin my life.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I used to want to change my name, really. I hated it when I was younger. But I love it now and I wouldn't change it for the world. Except my last name, which I want to change desperately to my boyfriend's (if you know what I mean).
What color do you think looks best on you?
Brown and green. That sounds kind of odd, but it looks awesome on me. I'm too damn pale.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. LMAO.
Have you ever saved someone's life?
Not yet.
Has someone ever saved yours?
Not in the sense that this question means. I;ve had to be hospitalized twice, and if it hadn't been for that, I probably would have died. But no one in particular has done anything heroic to save me.
DAREOLOGY
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
They'd have to be really attractive. If they weren't, I'd need more money.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No way. My appendix you can have for $200,000, but not one of my fingers.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes. I hardly do it now.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
If I got myself in shape, I would. And they wouldn't have to be tasteful, really, if the price went up.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Would I have to keep it down? I mean, if I drank it all, would I get the $1,000 even after I threw it up?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
This is really dependent on the person I would be killing. If we're talking about someone who molests children, or someone who neglects and abuses animals, then I would. If we're talking about a decent person who hasn't really done anything wrong, then I couldn't live with myself.
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
Nothing.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
No. It's horrible. I don't even remotely understand why ANYONE thinks it's a good movie.
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both. The "basement" is carpet, the main level is hardwood, and the upstairs is carpet. The stairs are carpet, too.
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand, unless I'm sick. If I'm sick, I stand some and then I sit and let myself rest before I try to finish up.
Could you live with roommates?
It depends on the roommates. I could live with xxsh0tgun, Heather, or my brother without an issue, really. And I will be living with my boyfriend. We'll see how well that one works out.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. I know. Shockgasphorror! I wear sandals, not flip flops. I have two pairs of sandals. And yes, both of them ARE Jesus sandals.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
So long ago I don't remember. I was with xxsh0tgun when she had her run in, though. =)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I already am, bitches. A nationally certified Medical Assistant.
LASTOLOGY
Last friend you talked to?
Valerie.
Last person who called you?
Valerie.
Person you hugged?
Sean, I think. Possibly his mother, though.
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
I like odd numbers. I don't really have a favorite, though.
Season?
Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
xxsh0tgun. =(
Watching?
Nothing. I'm upstairs in my room. No TV in here.
Worrying about?
Buying this condo with Sean. It's going to be expensive and we need a lot of crap and he's not going to be able to buy my engagement ring with these expenses and I don't want to get pregnant without being married first because his parents would be PISSED. And...yeah. I worry a lot.
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Downstairs to the coffee maker.
What can you not wait to do?
Clean out my car, even though it's freezing outside. The dust in there is driving me crazy.
What's the last movie you saw?
The last movie I saw in theaters was Definitely, Maybe - which was SOOOOO adorable! The last movie I saw, period, was The Matrix because I made Sean watch Pride & Prejudice (the A&E five hour version) and the trade off was I would watch the Matrix Trilogy with him.
Do you smile often?
Often enough. =)
Are you a friendly person?
When I want to be. I AM friendly, I just don't approach people because I'm shy. But if you talk to my first, I talk back.
What's your favorite soup?
Panera's broccoli cheddar soup.
What do you think of your friends on the internet?
Nearly all of them are friends in real life, too. What does that say?
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch. I love bleu cheese, too, but I very rarely get it.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Panera. =) I think I eat there more often than any other fast food place.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
That's tough. I love the Texas Roadhouse (because we don't get to go that much. I've been to the one here twice - and I've been with Erin twice, I think), but I eat more at Outback (because it's Sean's favorite and he pays).
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Last night I only left a 15% tip because I have no money, but I normally leave 20%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Cheese. Haha. Mom's been buying these Laughing Cow flavored spreads that come in these cute little triangles and I have been eating them every day for two weeks and I still want more. It's kind of sad.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni and black olives. I like sausage, too, but I only order it if someone else really wants it.
What do you like to put on your toast?
If I'm eating it with breakfast, either butter or I melt a slice of Velveeta cheese on it. If I'm eating it for lunch or a snack, I usually put pimento spread on it - or peanut butter.
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
John Krasinski. Delicious.
How many televisions are in your house?
Four, but only three have cable. The fourth is in our guest room and it's just hooked up to the PS2. You can't actually watch TV on it.
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth. I had six pulled at one time when I was in middle school, and a few other times I can remember when I had one pulled. They were all baby teeth. I had teeth that never wanted to leave my head and the new ones had no space to come in. I also had my wisdom teeth cut out in 2003. Also, I had my tonsils and adenoids removed when I was real young. I don't remember it at all, I just know it happened.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
Probably a few years ago. I'm obsessive about oral hygiene, but I still get them. It isn't fair.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A box filled with papers. Seriously, it was like fifty pounds. At work. I had to get paperwork down to refill our clipboards with, and the lifting came when I had to put it back up. Not pretty.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope, although I'm sure I could think of a few people who might have wanted to knock me unconscious.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Who wants to know that, honestly? I think knowing would pretty much ruin my life.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I used to want to change my name, really. I hated it when I was younger. But I love it now and I wouldn't change it for the world. Except my last name, which I want to change desperately to my boyfriend's (if you know what I mean).
What color do you think looks best on you?
Brown and green. That sounds kind of odd, but it looks awesome on me. I'm too damn pale.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Not by mistake. LMAO.
Have you ever saved someone's life?
Not yet.
Has someone ever saved yours?
Not in the sense that this question means. I;ve had to be hospitalized twice, and if it hadn't been for that, I probably would have died. But no one in particular has done anything heroic to save me.
DAREOLOGY
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
They'd have to be really attractive. If they weren't, I'd need more money.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No way. My appendix you can have for $200,000, but not one of my fingers.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes. I hardly do it now.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
If I got myself in shape, I would. And they wouldn't have to be tasteful, really, if the price went up.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Would I have to keep it down? I mean, if I drank it all, would I get the $1,000 even after I threw it up?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
This is really dependent on the person I would be killing. If we're talking about someone who molests children, or someone who neglects and abuses animals, then I would. If we're talking about a decent person who hasn't really done anything wrong, then I couldn't live with myself.
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
Nothing.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
No. It's horrible. I don't even remotely understand why ANYONE thinks it's a good movie.
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both. The "basement" is carpet, the main level is hardwood, and the upstairs is carpet. The stairs are carpet, too.
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand, unless I'm sick. If I'm sick, I stand some and then I sit and let myself rest before I try to finish up.
Could you live with roommates?
It depends on the roommates. I could live with xxsh0tgun, Heather, or my brother without an issue, really. And I will be living with my boyfriend. We'll see how well that one works out.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. I know. Shockgasphorror! I wear sandals, not flip flops. I have two pairs of sandals. And yes, both of them ARE Jesus sandals.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
So long ago I don't remember. I was with xxsh0tgun when she had her run in, though. =)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I already am, bitches. A nationally certified Medical Assistant.
LASTOLOGY
Last friend you talked to?
Valerie.
Last person who called you?
Valerie.
Person you hugged?
Sean, I think. Possibly his mother, though.
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
I like odd numbers. I don't really have a favorite, though.
Season?
Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
xxsh0tgun. =(
Watching?
Nothing. I'm upstairs in my room. No TV in here.
Worrying about?
Buying this condo with Sean. It's going to be expensive and we need a lot of crap and he's not going to be able to buy my engagement ring with these expenses and I don't want to get pregnant without being married first because his parents would be PISSED. And...yeah. I worry a lot.
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Downstairs to the coffee maker.
What can you not wait to do?
Clean out my car, even though it's freezing outside. The dust in there is driving me crazy.
What's the last movie you saw?
The last movie I saw in theaters was Definitely, Maybe - which was SOOOOO adorable! The last movie I saw, period, was The Matrix because I made Sean watch Pride & Prejudice (the A&E five hour version) and the trade off was I would watch the Matrix Trilogy with him.
Do you smile often?
Often enough. =)
Are you a friendly person?
When I want to be. I AM friendly, I just don't approach people because I'm shy. But if you talk to my first, I talk back.
What's your favorite soup?
Panera's broccoli cheddar soup.
What do you think of your friends on the internet?
Nearly all of them are friends in real life, too. What does that say?