[Girl]: Slow down. Im scared.
[Guy]: No this is fun.
[Girl]: No its not. Please, its too scary!
[Guy]: Then tell me you love me.
[Girl]: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
[Guy]: Now give me a BIG hug.
[Girl hugs him]
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
[In the paper the next day]:
A motorcycle had crashed into a
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