Me: What would you do if you left me and Jordan here and I went on your Diablo game and messed it all up?
Ryan: I'd probably drop out of school and like kill myself.

I decided to post the funniest, imbecillic and unbelievable conversation I had with a random person who instant messaged me the other day. Read it... and notice how little this kid understands sarcasm:

Lsc4etr (10:32:04 PM): hi

xXx BeF xXx (10:32:27 PM): hi

xXx BeF xXx (10:32:30 PM): Who is this?

Lsc4etr (10:32:43 PM): i know jessie sorta...

xXx ( Read more... )

You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Ireland before ye...

Hey!
And theres a road to Ireland,
Its paved with beer and gold my friend!
Its where the whiskey comes down like rain...
Oh how I long for Ireland!
It where the men, Drink beer like men!
Hey!

When was the last time you wanted to say it all to the right person? To have it all come out right, to surprise yourself at how together you could be. When was the last time you ever met someone who made you want to give it all to them? I mean give yourself to them. Where you couldn't express yourself enough - like you wanted to cut off one of your ( Read more... )

We drank bottled water together and talked business ( Read more... )

xPunkAss9x: fun as hell ( Read more... )

http://fatwreck.com/banddetail.php3?sd=Qig0d9HRMXIAAFt85KM&code=FIRERead more... )

I decided that my goal in life is pretty simply summed up in the following little thought that occured to me last night:

When I die, I want people to remember me for being the person who inspired them to want to do something in life for which they too will be remembered.
I've never been able to sum it up so briefly. Big accomplishment of mine. I ( Read more... )

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over ( Read more... )

i love dave and hes anything but a deadbeat shithead boyfriend.

<3