I'm the Poster Child for Seat-Belt Use.

[xxxemobitchxxx]

You know what sucks. Shitty Soccor moms in a hurry. If Anyone sees a fairly new Red Dodge Caravan....Blow the fucker up! Yes I'm aware there are obviously more than one....But regardless. Now I shall tell my story of this morning

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[shootthestupid]

Shitballs. Id so spend my next few days at roadside, waiting for vans fitting the description and take chase. If they resembled the person who ran me off the road Id return the favor.

Although that is a bit on the extreme side it still seems like a good idea. Too many people act like they own the goddamn road. They also have this VERY bad habit (which is a MAJOR personal peeve of mine) where they think their car will do whatever they want it to. Piss on the law of physics. If they want to pull an F1 move in their Astro van they can do it.. b/c they say so.

Its these asswipes that take driving for granted, like theres nothing that could go wrong, that should be eating their fucking alternators for lunch. Oh how they deserve to have their faces smashed into the steering wheel, thru the dashboard, into the engine bay, choke on their alternator while they burn alive with their little soccer "mistake" in the backseat crying b/c mom/dad is a complete fucking tool.. not b/c they're burning alive.

Fucking wastes of life.

[xxxemobitchxxx]

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[waitforever]

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