1. You are a 9 year old and you like the "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers" series
2. You decide to look you favorite cartoon characters up
3. You google "Resque Rangers" (accidentally misspelling the word, which is not too unlikely, considering your age)
4. You click on the first result

Praise the Internet, the greatest educational tool for our

Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims

October 5, 2005

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If I don't start attending my classes, I will definitelly fail, drop out of tech and go work at Pizza Hut. This is turning out a lot worse than senioritis. "NO Extreme team, no extreme team in college" ....But its is so inviting to just laugh upon getting a math test back with a 23/50 written on it.

Salut to my new icon.

Among other items, i got a knife as a birthday present. I shall no longer have place for fear in my heart while walking to marta through shady downtown ATL at 12:30am. Gangstas, beware...

1:30 am...the latest i have come home from school to date
2:00 am...the latest i have had dinner to date

What a day of records! Oh yeah, DIE WEBWORK, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...wait you ARE pretty much dead...that's why I'm mad anyway.

Hooray! I've lost the lottery! Now i ain't go to buy nobody no ice cream.

Sweet, quite sweet 18. Hard to believe that i've actually survived to such honorable age. So many things could have happened, accidents occurred, etc. It's the first time I'm truly excited not about the birthday itself, but about the actual age i'm turning. So many possibilities (except sex to minor...oh no!!! They can't take that away from me, ( Read more... )

20 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 HOUR 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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