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No More Mr. Nice Guy
I was shopping at my neighborhood hippie grocery store yesterday afternoon after a seemingly endless day of work.
Tired, crappy, and just wanting to go home to nap for the next 750,000 years I was in no mood for humans.
I survey some scrumptious green beans, and wait for the scary, bespectacled hippie bitch to get done eating them.
I handpick a small ( Read more... ) -
DAX RIGGS
I WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY MOUTH....
Dax Riggs (born 15 October 1973 in Evansville, Indiana, United States) is an independently-signed singer/songwriter. His diverse musical style encompasses heavy metal, psychedelic rock, blues rock, and post-punk. His distinct lyrical style is characterized by a consumption by darkness, Satanic visions, druggy ( Read more... ) -
I AM ROBOX
Can't sleep.....
...need day off
I am robot.
Today I got a VM from an internet aquiantance who runs a winery tour guide business here in MN.
He asked if I would photograph his tour group on the 14th.
Some out-of-towners who plan on tying the knot her in the Land-o-10,000 Lakes.
Opportunity to make money selling prints to the peeps too.
Asked if I was ( Read more... ) -
JimmyJAMES to the BROWNski
Dear Jimmy B.,
Do you remember our sexy time together in the starched old state of Texas?
You accompanied me to THAT NUDIE BEACH in Austin,
kept me warm and cozy in Houston,
and reminded me throughout the duration of the vacation that it is indeed A MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S WORLD.
Anyway, I sorry you died, say hello to your former band-mate, Billiam ( Read more... ) -
Jesse's Girl
FINALLY...
after all these years of waiting and wondering
-I finally spot you near the cell phone stand at the mall.
I reached out and touched your jacket softly before I even realized the sin I was committing.
A silent salutation slipped from my mouth as I passed without pause to which you responded to in a comatous and zombie-like fashion.
And with ( Read more... ) -
Boo!
I lost 1/3 of my bathroom bamboo garden the day before last -courtesy of my brainless feline a.k.a "The Spanish Slut".
I think she's broken.
Oh, and as of this moment she has decided to do her best to stuff her lanky frame inside a small cardboard box.
Like...uh two/fifs too small.
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So Much Work...So Little Timmy-Time!
I should be at kickball right now but.... -
Greetings from the Pussy Ranch!
"I am not messy and unsettled in an adorable, sanitized, Jennifer Aniston-esque way.
I am messy and unsettled like your recently-divorced uncle with the gin blisters.
I am like a destructive masturbating bear cutting a swathe through Minneapolis, tainting the twentysomething scene with my juvenile antics."
~DC -
Ask And You Shall Receieve.....
Last week I was scanning the boring radio while en route to pick up Steve-O when I came across the goofiest song ever.
I had never heard it before, and I didn't recognize the station.
I figured Steve-O would know as he can usually answer any of my many random Q's.
((Particularly impressing me one time when I asked him how mermaids took a dump and he ( Read more... )