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im doing this because im bored, you should too (stolen from alex)
I AM: ryan
I WANT: to be asian
I HAVE: some stuff
I WISH: pollution wasn't so rampant here
I HATE: almost everything at some point
I FEAR: my dog eating my shoes
I HEAR: my computer humming
I SEARCH: ???
I WONDER: where i will be in 15 years
I REGRET: trust
I LOVE: lyrics
I ACHE: triceps and shoulders
I ALWAYS: analyze
I AM NOT: what you think
I DANCE: when i am ph34121335
I SING: in the car, alone
I CRY: every damn night, wishing i was cool
I WIN: big daddy?
I LOSE: my nerve easily
I CONFUSE: dumb people
I NEED: nothing
I SHOULD: morph into a venus flytrap right about now...
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: if this counts, then yes (editor's note: it doesnt count)
You like to cook: no!
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: secrets are ghey
Set your watch a few minutes ahead: next time, ask me if i even have a watch first.
You bite your fingernails: nope, used to.
You believe in love: whats it matter to anyone else?
[WHAT IS]
Your most overused phrase on IM: omg sweet
The last image/thought you could go to sleep with: everyone dying
Inside joke: fuck you, you are gay (thats an inside joke with myself)
Favorite place to eat: zehr's
Favorite place to go on vacation: i dont know yet
[DO YOU]
Take a shower everyday: yes
Have a(any) crush(es): not sure
Think you know you've been in love: screw this question and any question forecoming a related nature to this one
Have any tattoos/where?: yes, if you dont know by now, you are gunna fucking die
Piercings/where?: piercings are teh gone, and will forever remain teh gone
Get motion sickness: that will be the day
Think you're a health freak: yes
Get along with your parents: when my mom isn't bitching at me for no reason
Like thunderstorms: yes
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: black
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: black
EYE COLOR: brown
PARENTS: they have money and dont share it with me
SIBLINGS: 2
LIVE WITH: vile creatures from the abyss
FAVORITE RELATIVE: my dog
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: 3, but im starting to question if there is a point to having a favourite number
COLOR: brown
DAY: thursday
MONTH: august
SONG: magnolia by bury your dead
FOOD: i dont really know
SEASON: autumn (before it gets freezing)
SPORT: assassinating
DRINK: milk
VEGGIE: asparagus (seriously)
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? chocolate milk
DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? neither, i hate chocolate
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? vanilla milkshake
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU]
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? no
GOTTEN SICK? no
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? this right now
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU CRUSH ON? i dont know
MISSED SOMEONE? no
HUGGED SOMEONE? no
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? no
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no
[WOULD YOU EVER]
1. Eat a bug? no (if you eat a bug to be funny, ill end your life)
2. Bungee jump? no (lets juggle our intestines around and shit out of our mouth for the rest of our life... sounds good)
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Kill someone? yes
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? definately no
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? how am i supposed to know, but at the time, no
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? sounds gross
8. Parachute from a plane? no
9. Walk on hot coals? yes
10. Go out with someone for their looks? no
11. For their reputation? no
12. Be a vegetarian? yes... i am
13. Wear plaid with stripes? i dont know what plaid is, but i probably would
14. IM a stranger: sure, then they wouldn't be a stranger anymore
15. Sing karaoke? yes, its fun
16. Get drunk? no
17. Shoplift? if im desperate
18. Run a red light? by accident
19. Dye your hair blue? no
20. Be on Survivor? yes
21. Wear makeup in public? no
22. NOT wear makeup in public? yes, 24/7
23. Cheat on a test? yes (that goes for exams too)
24. Make someone cry? without doubt, if i hate them
25. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? no, thats disrespectful to his mother
26. Kick a baby? no
27. Date someone more than ten years older than you? i dont know
28. Cuss out a priest? ... why not just kill?
29. Take a job as a janitor? before i have a degree, sure
30. Stay up all through the night? all the time
31. Drink straight espresso? already have when i stayed up all through the night playing evercrack
*First best friend: rob boughner
*First car: 1987 caravelle, i dont drive it
*First screen name: chewbacca
*First self purchased album: dangerous minds soundtrack
*First funeral: great grandma (and that was just in may)
*First pets: a bunch of german sheapards that would tear you to shreds if you came near me... but they are gone now
*First piercing/tattoo: left ear/back
*First credit card: a matter of time
*First true love: MYSELF. it is oh so true ... if it is considered "true love" shouldn't the question say "*Only true love:"
*First enemy: thomas edison
*First big trip: west coast, probably best one ever
*First musician you remember hearing in your house: neil young
*spell your first name backwards: nayr ... pronounced like the hair removal
*the story behind your screen name: xxx ... speaks for itself
*What race are you? superior
*are you funny?: no
*where do you live?: house
[DESCRIBE YOUR...]
*wallet: $115
*jewelry worn daily: nothing
*pillow cover: green grid with white background
*blanket: no blanket
*coffee cup: i have coffee once a month, had some today... used my dads "new daddy" mug
*sunglasses: nope
*underwear: boxers. south park
*shoes: puma
*favorite shirt: black with a good band on it
*cd in stereo right now: misery signals
*piercings: fuck that!!!
*what you are wearing now: ion dissonance camo shirt, wet jeans from the snow, reebok socks
*hair: short short short, needs to be shaved again
*makeup: just to cover my scars from knife fights
*in my mouth: bad breath
*in my head: this quiz is getting really long and dumb
*wishing: nothing at the moment
*after this: going to pick up some prostitutes and have sex without loving them
*talking to: kristen and ignoring everyone else
*listening to: erin rambling
*eating: "describe your eating" ... whoever made this is stupid
*fetishes: tattoos
*pet peeve: white people
*what's next to you: closet
*something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month: going to jail
*something that you are deathly afraid of: spoons
*do you like candles: sure
*do you like incense: i dont see why not
*do you believe in love?: until i grew more wise
*do you believe in soul mates?: is that when two black people do it?
*do you believe in love at first sight?: thats popostrous
*Who is your worst enemy?: money
*if you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?: the one i have now, but id get her a pitbull for a brother
*what are some cities you wouldn't mind relocating to: i dont like cities
*what are some of your favorite pig out foods?: i don't pig out
*what's something you wish you could understand better?: what i wonder about has no solution
I AM: ryan
I WANT: to be asian
I HAVE: some stuff
I WISH: pollution wasn't so rampant here
I HATE: almost everything at some point
I FEAR: my dog eating my shoes
I HEAR: my computer humming
I SEARCH: ???
I WONDER: where i will be in 15 years
I REGRET: trust
I LOVE: lyrics
I ACHE: triceps and shoulders
I ALWAYS: analyze
I AM NOT: what you think
I DANCE: when i am ph34121335
I SING: in the car, alone
I CRY: every damn night, wishing i was cool
I WIN: big daddy?
I LOSE: my nerve easily
I CONFUSE: dumb people
I NEED: nothing
I SHOULD: morph into a venus flytrap right about now...
[YES OR NO]
You keep a diary: if this counts, then yes (editor's note: it doesnt count)
You like to cook: no!
You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: secrets are ghey
Set your watch a few minutes ahead: next time, ask me if i even have a watch first.
You bite your fingernails: nope, used to.
You believe in love: whats it matter to anyone else?
[WHAT IS]
Your most overused phrase on IM: omg sweet
The last image/thought you could go to sleep with: everyone dying
Inside joke: fuck you, you are gay (thats an inside joke with myself)
Favorite place to eat: zehr's
Favorite place to go on vacation: i dont know yet
[DO YOU]
Take a shower everyday: yes
Have a(any) crush(es): not sure
Think you know you've been in love: screw this question and any question forecoming a related nature to this one
Have any tattoos/where?: yes, if you dont know by now, you are gunna fucking die
Piercings/where?: piercings are teh gone, and will forever remain teh gone
Get motion sickness: that will be the day
Think you're a health freak: yes
Get along with your parents: when my mom isn't bitching at me for no reason
Like thunderstorms: yes
[RANDOM]
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: black
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: black
EYE COLOR: brown
PARENTS: they have money and dont share it with me
SIBLINGS: 2
LIVE WITH: vile creatures from the abyss
FAVORITE RELATIVE: my dog
[FAVORITE]
NUMBER: 3, but im starting to question if there is a point to having a favourite number
COLOR: brown
DAY: thursday
MONTH: august
SONG: magnolia by bury your dead
FOOD: i dont really know
SEASON: autumn (before it gets freezing)
SPORT: assassinating
DRINK: milk
VEGGIE: asparagus (seriously)
[PREFERENCES]
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? chocolate milk
DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? neither, i hate chocolate
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? vanilla milkshake
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU]
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? no
GOTTEN SICK? no
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? no
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? no
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? this right now
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU CRUSH ON? i dont know
MISSED SOMEONE? no
HUGGED SOMEONE? no
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? no
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? no
[WOULD YOU EVER]
1. Eat a bug? no (if you eat a bug to be funny, ill end your life)
2. Bungee jump? no (lets juggle our intestines around and shit out of our mouth for the rest of our life... sounds good)
3. Hang glide? yes
4. Kill someone? yes
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? definately no
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? how am i supposed to know, but at the time, no
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? sounds gross
8. Parachute from a plane? no
9. Walk on hot coals? yes
10. Go out with someone for their looks? no
11. For their reputation? no
12. Be a vegetarian? yes... i am
13. Wear plaid with stripes? i dont know what plaid is, but i probably would
14. IM a stranger: sure, then they wouldn't be a stranger anymore
15. Sing karaoke? yes, its fun
16. Get drunk? no
17. Shoplift? if im desperate
18. Run a red light? by accident
19. Dye your hair blue? no
20. Be on Survivor? yes
21. Wear makeup in public? no
22. NOT wear makeup in public? yes, 24/7
23. Cheat on a test? yes (that goes for exams too)
24. Make someone cry? without doubt, if i hate them
25. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? no, thats disrespectful to his mother
26. Kick a baby? no
27. Date someone more than ten years older than you? i dont know
28. Cuss out a priest? ... why not just kill?
29. Take a job as a janitor? before i have a degree, sure
30. Stay up all through the night? all the time
31. Drink straight espresso? already have when i stayed up all through the night playing evercrack
*First best friend: rob boughner
*First car: 1987 caravelle, i dont drive it
*First screen name: chewbacca
*First self purchased album: dangerous minds soundtrack
*First funeral: great grandma (and that was just in may)
*First pets: a bunch of german sheapards that would tear you to shreds if you came near me... but they are gone now
*First piercing/tattoo: left ear/back
*First credit card: a matter of time
*First true love: MYSELF. it is oh so true ... if it is considered "true love" shouldn't the question say "*Only true love:"
*First enemy: thomas edison
*First big trip: west coast, probably best one ever
*First musician you remember hearing in your house: neil young
*spell your first name backwards: nayr ... pronounced like the hair removal
*the story behind your screen name: xxx ... speaks for itself
*What race are you? superior
*are you funny?: no
*where do you live?: house
[DESCRIBE YOUR...]
*wallet: $115
*jewelry worn daily: nothing
*pillow cover: green grid with white background
*blanket: no blanket
*coffee cup: i have coffee once a month, had some today... used my dads "new daddy" mug
*sunglasses: nope
*underwear: boxers. south park
*shoes: puma
*favorite shirt: black with a good band on it
*cd in stereo right now: misery signals
*piercings: fuck that!!!
*what you are wearing now: ion dissonance camo shirt, wet jeans from the snow, reebok socks
*hair: short short short, needs to be shaved again
*makeup: just to cover my scars from knife fights
*in my mouth: bad breath
*in my head: this quiz is getting really long and dumb
*wishing: nothing at the moment
*after this: going to pick up some prostitutes and have sex without loving them
*talking to: kristen and ignoring everyone else
*listening to: erin rambling
*eating: "describe your eating" ... whoever made this is stupid
*fetishes: tattoos
*pet peeve: white people
*what's next to you: closet
*something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month: going to jail
*something that you are deathly afraid of: spoons
*do you like candles: sure
*do you like incense: i dont see why not
*do you believe in love?: until i grew more wise
*do you believe in soul mates?: is that when two black people do it?
*do you believe in love at first sight?: thats popostrous
*Who is your worst enemy?: money
*if you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?: the one i have now, but id get her a pitbull for a brother
*what are some cities you wouldn't mind relocating to: i dont like cities
*what are some of your favorite pig out foods?: i don't pig out
*what's something you wish you could understand better?: what i wonder about has no solution