A memoir on my teenage years

[xxxtallxmattxxx]

You know I used to be able to physically manipulate Coke machines to get as many free drinks as I pleased? When my arms weren't as beefy I could slide them up the opening where the drinks are shot out, grab a chain inside the machine, then pull to the right to open the gate for a particular drink, or slide the chain to the left to select another

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[_stasha]

HOODLUM!

[loveme_loud]

I used to live in Mobile Alabama and there was this park in our neighboorhood called Mims Park... I had a go-kart and i used to ride around in the back of the woods around the park and find old torn up play boys. and i used to make forts and dirt tracks to ride on with my bike and go-kart (i still have all the scars to prove it) and i used to break into the concession stands at night and steal candy

[hunterl]

Yeah I know all about thievin' from those machines. Notice Bogan Park doesn't have them anymore.

[caach]

I used to finger candybar machines for their quarters. I'd empty the machine of its food and keep the quarters then sell the food at school for 75 cents instead of a buck or a buck 25.
Infinite profit.