Music blog - Tall Dwarfs, 49 Americans

[xxxtallxmattxxx]

This waiter gig is a bit overwhelming. I made a paltry $27 cash for a few hours of work last night, mostly due to my haphazard timing with the checks. It's a huge shift from the lazy idolence of paid sub-bathing and heifer-watching of Lake Lanier. Instead of my managers being 20-somethings who barely passed high school due to a severe lack of any

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moowahaha

[anonymous]

ah yes, welcome to the wonderful world of slaving for people who think they're smarter than you. don't worry, the tips will pick up as you get more experience. as for the managers, however, there's a good chance that won't get any better. i caught the general manager picking his nose the other day. just remember you'll be more successful at one point, and resort to severe sarcasm. tootle loo!
stephanie

my crotch is right at eye level for my tables

[xxxtallxmattxxx]

The tips are already picking up; I made about as much off of 5 tables at lunch on a Monday than I did on my first Saturday night. And I don't have a problem with the managers, save for they were a bit unsettling at first, practically barking at me during my interview.

I have had a few tables of couples around 30 years of age with a baby, and, without fail, the parents have the most miserable looks on their faces--a horrendous mix of terror, pensive melancholy and the kind of look that one develops after asking oneself "Why?" about a million times daily.

I never want to have kids after seeing these folks.