Mother fucker, I swear to God.

I can't get away with anything, ever, and I don't know why I even try.

Moral of the story: marijuana tastes bad and my mom knows what it smells like.

God. Damn.

I was the only guy at the bar with a bullet in their guts. = moi.
A. McGregor = my sexbomb.

I was the only guy at the bar with a bullet in their guts. says:
Beastiality isn't exactly appealing to me, honeypie.
A. McGregor says:
hahahahahahah
A. McGregor says:
i LOVE it

ATTENTION:
The girls' basketball team won, tonight. Not only is this wonderful news because my wife is on the team, but we're off school again, Friday.
Thank the heavens.

( Walk like me. )

I'm really tired. I slept for nine hours. I haven't done anything. I'm just having one of those days.
I'm hungry, but I don't want any food. I think I'm going to call mi madre and ask her to bring me some rice, when she gets home from work.

I have to wash dishes, too, before she gets home.

I think I might go read for a while.

Goodnight, Internet.
You're a bad habit I can't break.

Geraldo Rivera: You are the Devil.

Charles Manson: Ok, I’ll be the Devil then.

Geraldo Rivera: You like that?

Charles Manson: No, no I don’t like or dislike nothing, I see everything as it is. (pauses) I like it when I cum.

Geraldo Rivera: (laughs) You do a lot of that here?

Charles Manson: When I get my nuts off, then, then it’s ok, yeah. ( Read more... )

I'm srsly about to quit the Internet.

ATTENTION:

Brittany: I don't give a damn if you like my hair. Come on, you could have been more insulting than that. And, we both know you're full of shit when you say you didn't kiss Sammi. I didn't tell anygoddamnbody anything. Frankly, what happens in your life is of no real consequence to me, either way. I was always a good friend to you ( Read more... )

Mother. Fucker.