"I will be good, though, and care for it." You'll be a "good" father‽ YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO STICK YOUR SPERM-SPEWING WANG INTO A FERTILE GIRL WITHOUT EVEN ONE PART OF THE OL' CONDOM-PILL COMBO! THEN, YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP A BABY SECRET FROM THE WORLD! You can't take care of yourself, how the flying fuck do you expect to take care of a child?
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"Britain has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in Europe and sex education is a heated issue in government and media reports." I think it's about to get just a little more heated.
"(Oh, and happy Valentine's Day. Sex can wait, masturbate.)" No truer words have ever been spoken.
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The boy's younger than me, WTF.
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