My family sucks.
Someone should draw me an island tortoise tattoo.
Also, find me a fine Italian girl.

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world ( Read more... )

6am and fucking Saved By the Bell is on. Brian is snoring like a wood saw. I've got my doubts about shit... my outlook: fair.

The Baxter is such a good movie. Colonel Sander's couldn't deny that.
Especially since Michelle Williams is in it.

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One of the best shows ever tonight!
R.A. is a gross man.
Shit was wild.
Now my eye hurts.

Oh shit, life sucks, but I'ma see Jedi Mind Tricks which makes life sweet.

Also, for $6, I can have a huge fucking sandwich and ain't nothin wrong with that.

I hate studying.

If you're ever about to have sex with a girl, and there's a bird in the area, why not pluck a few feathers? That way you can put the stems in her coose and they'll tickle your balls while you're pounding her snatch ( Read more... )

At eharmony we match you at the deepest levels of compatibility, which apparently consists of age and, most important, race. That way, when you get together with your racially matched partner, you can come on our TV ads and stand there with them in our line up of goofy white boy with goofy white girl, old black man with old black woman, young black ( Read more... )

Life sucks. At least I finally found a job. Only a few more years and things should start to improve.

My snaked died so I'm bummed about that. That and shit just gets to me lately. Only thing positive coming up is JMT next month.

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My tailbone's been all fucked up for like a month, man. What a bummer. I was going to say something but I won't and I can go eat a bagel all that much sooner.