So the story is, lizzy and i went to a mexican retsaurant one lonely day. Her parents decided to come along, and spoon feed each other tortilla soup. After indulging that for 10 minutes we decided to make a dash to the bathroom.
We were having our usual fun, and whatever, but then i had to go. So during the time i was "go-ing" (urination!) lizzy decides to shut the lights off. i start laughing, lose my balance, fall on the sticky floor, with my pants still down, and basically bust my ass.
END RESULT:
...but they will never know
censored, bitches.
fin.
Big picture entry soon
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