One day I was in Brazil under a coconut tree thinking to myself "Man, those Hellgrammites are uuuuuugly!" and I said to myself "Boy howdy! Thems be sum UGLY hellgrammites crawling in that water". Then I realised that I was indeed too close to them, and I moved away.
I soon found a monkey by the name of Shufflin' Bob. Curious that he was Shufflin' Bob, cause he seemed to everything but shuffle. He waddled and he spat, he threw things and he ate things. He picked fleas and climbed trees and swung on branches, it was really quite fun to watch. However, when Shufflin' Bob saw me, he stopped. He looked down at his feet, and then he stared up at me with his head hung low, as if he'd done something I should be ashamed of him for doing.
"Shufflin' Bob!" I said "You haven't done anything to be so ashamed of! Brighten up!!" And he listened, and then he said in a booming baritone voice
"KNOW YOU NOW THE STORIES OF SHUFFLIN' BOB! KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF, OR YOU WILL BE FOREVER DOOMED A LIFE OF FLINGING POO!"
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do you remember this:
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I soon found a monkey by the name of Shufflin' Bob. Curious that he was Shufflin' Bob, cause he seemed to everything but shuffle. He waddled and he spat, he threw things and he ate things. He picked fleas and climbed trees and swung on branches, it was really quite fun to watch. However, when Shufflin' Bob saw me, he stopped. He looked down at his feet, and then he stared up at me with his head hung low, as if he'd done something I should be ashamed of him for doing.
"Shufflin' Bob!" I said "You haven't done anything to be so ashamed of! Brighten up!!" And he listened, and then he said in a booming baritone voice
"KNOW YOU NOW THE STORIES OF SHUFFLIN' BOB! KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF, OR YOU WILL BE FOREVER DOOMED A LIFE OF FLINGING POO!"
(ok thats it I gotta go now)
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hahaha
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and is suprised when they explode on her after she has been pressing the button for 5 minutes.
pendeja.
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like little rats pent up in a bottle
i ment mOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse.
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