shewillnot x die: he needs his ass shot
kiss my waffles: he needs his ass taken over by charlie

BEST THING WRITTEN EVER....EVER

(While on the phone with katrina)

Katrina: i mean my voice was worse than it is now.
Me: Oh really?
Katrina: Yeah, i sounded like a basketball playing transvestite.

BEST THING SAID EVER....EVER

i love my friends. alot

Why am i getting sick again?
i think god/budah/allah does not want me to do my deed on tuesday
Whatever.
Until then..i leave you with this


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So the anonymous comments are back i see
Good stuff

Oh yeah. i took some shots of megan last night

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So I've been lagging on the entries lately
I cant say that alot hasnt been going on.
Ive come to the realization..
i need to end something that has been going on for too long
Nothing good is coming from it
whatever. megans here and i intend to have fun

until then


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New screename

Shewillnot x die

use it

ill be on the old one to let the laggers know whats up

JESUS CRISTO IM HOME BITCHES!!!

In a matter of 2 hours i will be on a plane back to miami
praise allah

Okay so i fucken love jose (my super queer bee who i am going to have sex with)/lizzy( my wife)/megan(my hoe)/katrina( my pimp)
they always put a smile on my face

I AM COMIN HOME TOMMOROW!!!!
even though its like 6 am which is actually thursday i do not care
im still coming home

and now im gonna go see a dancing pony show in bellevue
goodbye

So yeah im really sick
kill myself

i miss a selective few

sorry i havent been commenting on your journals
i went on a boat for 4 days
gross.

well, im gonna go die now, thanks