Crazy things parents say

[xythen]

“I hate techno. Techno is like, the bastard child of aerobic music!”

“The nurses all say she’s beautiful, but I haven’t been down to the nursery yet to see the other babies, so I don’t know.”

-My mothers’ first entry in my baby book the day I was born.

--http://crazythingsparentssay.com/

Comments

[nihil_duce]

That example I can actually agree with, while on the other hand:

"“How are you going to feel if you die next month in Iraq knowing that you were mean to your brother on Facebook?!”

Um, yeah.

[sirriamnis]

Great. Now I have to sit down and remember all the batshit things my parents said. Like I needed a new hobby.

[my_poison_apple]

“You know about this sexting your friends are doing now? Are you having sex with your cellphone?”

Hah!