hookers

[xyu_kid]

i think my next door neighbour is a hooker, why i hear you cry...well alot of men call to her house
and at weird times, her backroom has a red light and there is an odd smell of beach/candy floss! ooooooh, oh
and she washes alot of bed sheets and shes clinically obese soooooooo...

hmmmmmmm

Comments

[stuarty_b]

Well next time you're bored and sleepless you could always pay her a visit........

:D

i wan a red light too!

[jabberwock__]

*shudder*

but at least she's hygenic......minus the std's